Fandom Radio, Sunday, June 28th, 2009
*sounds of panicked squeaking*
Chuck: Blair! Bad girl!
Emmett: Dude, she's going to eat one of them.
Chuck: You are a naughty--I swear to god I didn't think I'd ever be talking to her like that outside of a bedroom.
Emmett: Sick.
Chuck: The squirrels are handing you a note.
Emmett: We didn't have this problem when the bunny was brought in here.
Chuck: That's because the bunny is a [feedback]ing wuss with bad hair. My friends turn into awesome animals, thank you.
Emmett: Can you control her long enough to get through this broadcast?
Chuck: I make no guarantees.
Schooliness
Chuck: See, she's settled down now.
Emmett: Great. No school news.
Dormishness
Emmett: Okay, here we go. Leda was out singing and dancing out in the front of the dorms. Kind of an exhibitionist, huh? Boy!Alex was out drinking water and Valentine commented Alex's affinity for the deck--
Chuck: Yeah, me too.
Emmett: I said deck, Chuck. Deck. D-E-C-K. As in Alex is to the deck as to what Chuck is to the roof.
Chuck: Oh.
Emmett: Pervert. Anyways, Alex and Valentine also chat about how she's from the futuuuuuuuuure where there's schoooool iiiiiiin spaaaaaace and, yes, I had to say it like that because it was spelled like that. Buffy rushed to pack to go home, aw, see ya, Buffy. Penelope heads home too, aww. Lois was headed home too but only for the rest of the summer and both John and Jaina said their goodbyes to her. Then Jaina went back to her room to find him mostly packed and that leads to depressing stuff.
Chuck: You can do better. John sucks.
Emmett: You are so nice. And rounding up the dorm news, a drunk Arthur comes to Ears' room.
Chuck: Money says they make out.
Emmett: How much?
Chuck: Hmm...four hundred.
Emmett: You're on.
Townishness
Emmett: Over at 16 Unicorn Street, Sam is apparently late for helping out Dean with babysitting because he is sex obsessed.
Chuck: Old news, I figured that out when he spent an entire class eye humping me.
Emmett: Seriously?
Chuck: Well I was in a kilt.
Emmett: Ah. In less hilarious news, Johnny left for the great beyond. Or his home. Whichever. He and Savannah are teary and blah blah blah, we don't do emo on Sundays so let's get this over with, Hinata got a hug, Eve tells him that he's not allowed to get killed, Isabel tells Johnny not to take too many risks and Johnny said that K-Mart should probably wash the sheets before she takes over his bed.
Chuck: That's just good advice when taking over anybody's bed.
Emmett: True. Luke met his new baby sister at J, GOB. Aww. Mary wasn't getting out of her bed at the Arms and she was sharing it with Lulu. Girl on girl, nice. Nathan, Minsc and Mina made it back to 25 Unicorn Street and Mina apologizes for dragging them into her business. Sarah left town for good and Murdock woke up with a hangover. Sucks. Minsc and Boo got back from Fight Club where Mina was there to "tend his wounds". Bow chicka wow wow.
Chuck: You think the hamster watches when they do it?
Emmett: Dude, I think he joins in.
Chuck: I was thinking about that too and I am so glad you said it first.
Emmett: We make a good team, Chuck. Anyways, people did the job thing as per usual. Blysse was at the Gig, Zack was at the Fina, Biff is a little hungover at the Arms and Daisy tells him about Chinese Checkers. God, I hope that's a euphemism for something dirty. Ben is annoyed at Things Reborn and does the "Hi, you're my double" thing with Peter Parkerand talks to Daisy about what squirrel tastes like. I'm sure Blair will have the answer in a couple minutes.
Chuck: Please, she's just screwing with them. She has way better taste than that.
Emmett: Sure. Jolee is selling Caritas and talks to Jaina and Tahiri about why he's leaving and Anakin calls to make sure he's actually, you know, leaving.
Chuck: Caritas is for sale, huh? That's interesting.
Emmett: Dude, you are about one mustache away from looking like a movie villain right now. The fox as a pet, the suit, the steepling of your fingers...
Chuck: Oh, sorry. You know I'm really trying to cut back on that. Anyways, news. Veronica and Piper are having BFF time at J,GOB and are joined by Deadpool and they talk of their abilities and making out. You go, Deadpool. Claire and Nathan, the unfortunate Petrelli one, talk about his plans to run for Congress and the differences between their timelines. Ino was ready to sing at the park and she sang a duet with Edward and both of them sang solos.
Emmett: There is something wrong with you people.
Chuck: Seriously. People watched for some reason and afterward Dojima stopped to talk to Ino and promised to keep in touch. And Billy was surprised to find out Ino sang. Parker, the brunette, was at the Perk after not going to the dance. She avoided both Leto's questions and Isabel's wrath. Zero and Parker discuss how the show she works for sucks and Anders invites Parker to stay with him. Glinda was gremlin bit at the park and thought she was a loud salesman. Naturally Deadpool tried to get her to clean stuff for him.
Emmett: Good ol' Deadpool and his shenanigans.
Chuck: Riiiiight. Anyways, there was Fight Club, as per usual, and with that came the traditional mingling. Mitchell and Max made promises to beat each other up. Sounds kinky. Reno is bounced on by Dinah, not dirty, and he studies Zack with Ino. Also not dirty. Dinah and Griff gossiped about their various classmates. You know where I'm from we've got one girl-or-guy who does it for us. Makes things much easier.
Emmett: Isn't that kind of what we do?
Chuck: Sort of but some people insist on telling the truth during these things, which is just ridiculous.
Emmett: Lame.
Chuck: Seriously. Daisy has the pleasure of informing Tony DiNozzo that there are people with powers around here. And there is fighting, naturally. Jon vs. Griff, Zack vs. Jaina, Morgana vs. Savannah, Arya vs. Minsc, Max vs. Mitchell and Reno vs. Ino. Okay, I'm bored of this. You go again.
Emmett: Lazy. There was brunch in the park this morning. Dinah caught Lee up on what he missed and he contemplated on siccing Toby on Adah's mom. Isabel met Peter Pevensie's baby and she's all girly about it. Claudia and Toby squee at each other for some reason and Joan checks up on Penelope. Peter Parker and Peter Pevensie catch up. Dude, I'm glad I have a weird name. Willow tells Xander about her plans of a Fandom pre-school and Tim and Stark catch up. Dude, I don't know most of these people.
Chuck: I don't either. More importantly, I don't care. And last bit of news tonight Some chick named Jackie Blue opened up a sex shop. Well I know where I'm going Christmas shopping for a certain sex obsessed friend of mine...
Emmett: WHAAAAAAT? You're kidding, right?
Chuck: I'm totally serious. That is what the paper says.
Emmett: This is Christmas. Christmas wrapped up in birthdays. Do you know what we could do to people? Both in the sexy and non-sexy ways?
Chuck: I'm already coming up with ideas, Emmett.
Emmett: This is awesome! And we're done! And Blair didn't eat any of the squirrels!
Chuck: I told you she wouldn't.
Emmett: And you were right. Anyways, that's it for me and Chuck tonight. Sleep well, Fandom!
Chuck: Blair! Bad girl!
Emmett: Dude, she's going to eat one of them.
Chuck: You are a naughty--I swear to god I didn't think I'd ever be talking to her like that outside of a bedroom.
Emmett: Sick.
Chuck: The squirrels are handing you a note.
Emmett: We didn't have this problem when the bunny was brought in here.
Chuck: That's because the bunny is a [feedback]ing wuss with bad hair. My friends turn into awesome animals, thank you.
Emmett: Can you control her long enough to get through this broadcast?
Chuck: I make no guarantees.
Schooliness
Chuck: See, she's settled down now.
Emmett: Great. No school news.
Dormishness
Emmett: Okay, here we go. Leda was out singing and dancing out in the front of the dorms. Kind of an exhibitionist, huh? Boy!Alex was out drinking water and Valentine commented Alex's affinity for the deck--
Chuck: Yeah, me too.
Emmett: I said deck, Chuck. Deck. D-E-C-K. As in Alex is to the deck as to what Chuck is to the roof.
Chuck: Oh.
Emmett: Pervert. Anyways, Alex and Valentine also chat about how she's from the futuuuuuuuuure where there's schoooool iiiiiiin spaaaaaace and, yes, I had to say it like that because it was spelled like that. Buffy rushed to pack to go home, aw, see ya, Buffy. Penelope heads home too, aww. Lois was headed home too but only for the rest of the summer and both John and Jaina said their goodbyes to her. Then Jaina went back to her room to find him mostly packed and that leads to depressing stuff.
Chuck: You can do better. John sucks.
Emmett: You are so nice. And rounding up the dorm news, a drunk Arthur comes to Ears' room.
Chuck: Money says they make out.
Emmett: How much?
Chuck: Hmm...four hundred.
Emmett: You're on.
Townishness
Emmett: Over at 16 Unicorn Street, Sam is apparently late for helping out Dean with babysitting because he is sex obsessed.
Chuck: Old news, I figured that out when he spent an entire class eye humping me.
Emmett: Seriously?
Chuck: Well I was in a kilt.
Emmett: Ah. In less hilarious news, Johnny left for the great beyond. Or his home. Whichever. He and Savannah are teary and blah blah blah, we don't do emo on Sundays so let's get this over with, Hinata got a hug, Eve tells him that he's not allowed to get killed, Isabel tells Johnny not to take too many risks and Johnny said that K-Mart should probably wash the sheets before she takes over his bed.
Chuck: That's just good advice when taking over anybody's bed.
Emmett: True. Luke met his new baby sister at J, GOB. Aww. Mary wasn't getting out of her bed at the Arms and she was sharing it with Lulu. Girl on girl, nice. Nathan, Minsc and Mina made it back to 25 Unicorn Street and Mina apologizes for dragging them into her business. Sarah left town for good and Murdock woke up with a hangover. Sucks. Minsc and Boo got back from Fight Club where Mina was there to "tend his wounds". Bow chicka wow wow.
Chuck: You think the hamster watches when they do it?
Emmett: Dude, I think he joins in.
Chuck: I was thinking about that too and I am so glad you said it first.
Emmett: We make a good team, Chuck. Anyways, people did the job thing as per usual. Blysse was at the Gig, Zack was at the Fina, Biff is a little hungover at the Arms and Daisy tells him about Chinese Checkers. God, I hope that's a euphemism for something dirty. Ben is annoyed at Things Reborn and does the "Hi, you're my double" thing with Peter Parkerand talks to Daisy about what squirrel tastes like. I'm sure Blair will have the answer in a couple minutes.
Chuck: Please, she's just screwing with them. She has way better taste than that.
Emmett: Sure. Jolee is selling Caritas and talks to Jaina and Tahiri about why he's leaving and Anakin calls to make sure he's actually, you know, leaving.
Chuck: Caritas is for sale, huh? That's interesting.
Emmett: Dude, you are about one mustache away from looking like a movie villain right now. The fox as a pet, the suit, the steepling of your fingers...
Chuck: Oh, sorry. You know I'm really trying to cut back on that. Anyways, news. Veronica and Piper are having BFF time at J,GOB and are joined by Deadpool and they talk of their abilities and making out. You go, Deadpool. Claire and Nathan, the unfortunate Petrelli one, talk about his plans to run for Congress and the differences between their timelines. Ino was ready to sing at the park and she sang a duet with Edward and both of them sang solos.
Emmett: There is something wrong with you people.
Chuck: Seriously. People watched for some reason and afterward Dojima stopped to talk to Ino and promised to keep in touch. And Billy was surprised to find out Ino sang. Parker, the brunette, was at the Perk after not going to the dance. She avoided both Leto's questions and Isabel's wrath. Zero and Parker discuss how the show she works for sucks and Anders invites Parker to stay with him. Glinda was gremlin bit at the park and thought she was a loud salesman. Naturally Deadpool tried to get her to clean stuff for him.
Emmett: Good ol' Deadpool and his shenanigans.
Chuck: Riiiiight. Anyways, there was Fight Club, as per usual, and with that came the traditional mingling. Mitchell and Max made promises to beat each other up. Sounds kinky. Reno is bounced on by Dinah, not dirty, and he studies Zack with Ino. Also not dirty. Dinah and Griff gossiped about their various classmates. You know where I'm from we've got one girl-or-guy who does it for us. Makes things much easier.
Emmett: Isn't that kind of what we do?
Chuck: Sort of but some people insist on telling the truth during these things, which is just ridiculous.
Emmett: Lame.
Chuck: Seriously. Daisy has the pleasure of informing Tony DiNozzo that there are people with powers around here. And there is fighting, naturally. Jon vs. Griff, Zack vs. Jaina, Morgana vs. Savannah, Arya vs. Minsc, Max vs. Mitchell and Reno vs. Ino. Okay, I'm bored of this. You go again.
Emmett: Lazy. There was brunch in the park this morning. Dinah caught Lee up on what he missed and he contemplated on siccing Toby on Adah's mom. Isabel met Peter Pevensie's baby and she's all girly about it. Claudia and Toby squee at each other for some reason and Joan checks up on Penelope. Peter Parker and Peter Pevensie catch up. Dude, I'm glad I have a weird name. Willow tells Xander about her plans of a Fandom pre-school and Tim and Stark catch up. Dude, I don't know most of these people.
Chuck: I don't either. More importantly, I don't care. And last bit of news tonight Some chick named Jackie Blue opened up a sex shop. Well I know where I'm going Christmas shopping for a certain sex obsessed friend of mine...
Emmett: WHAAAAAAT? You're kidding, right?
Chuck: I'm totally serious. That is what the paper says.
Emmett: This is Christmas. Christmas wrapped up in birthdays. Do you know what we could do to people? Both in the sexy and non-sexy ways?
Chuck: I'm already coming up with ideas, Emmett.
Emmett: This is awesome! And we're done! And Blair didn't eat any of the squirrels!
Chuck: I told you she wouldn't.
Emmett: And you were right. Anyways, that's it for me and Chuck tonight. Sleep well, Fandom!