Fandom Radio, January 25
Hi! This is Jaye, who NEVER WANTS TO LEAVE RADIO AGAIN. It's like crack. Not that I do crack, or anything, so call off the DEA, Principal Glitter, kthnx. Thanks to everyone who voted me back. To everyone who didn't, please try to stop sucking in the near future.
Also, Archie is nice.
Edumacation
Speech writes Essays and talks about taking back power, and see? See? This is what I'm talking about! Viva la revolution! Shop class makes presents for other students, and I'd feel bad because I got one from a certain monkey man except... I don't. Classics has naptime. I mean, quiz and film. Which, okay, let's face it. Siesta time. And it says Math classes buy breakfast, and next time, people? Share. The theater doesn't pay that well and a girl's gotta eat.
The science classes discuss... Okay, I don't understand any of what they discuss. Dalton's Law and stuff. Ooh! Quiz. I understand quiz! Magical Theory also has a quiz. I haven't even had a quiz yet but the thought kind of makes me sad. Sociology of Violence talks hate crimes while Soc of the Paranormal watches a movie. See? Naptime.
Celtic Studies is done with Gaelic. Woo! Party! Self-Defense class-not-club does some sparring, US Government learns about Articles of Confederation while US History learns about taxation without representation, and Western Civ talks Greek politics. Paleontology finally gets to dinosaurs? Just now? Dude, people only care about the dinosaurs!
The smart people class, aka Quantum Physics talks paradoxes, and Anthropology gets to hear about primates. Marmosets are primates, right? I'm getting to that. The topic of the day in Gardening? Ancient Egyptian Agriculture. You thought I was gonna say it was about gardening huh? Well. It is. And Driver's Ed learn about engines. Do I have to tell you to just get these people behind the wheel already? I wanna see some chaos!
Non-Advanced Journalism shares their sources, and Journalistic Integrity talks first amendment. Which I believe in fully, trust me. And in Advanced Journalism they talked about blah blah blah, whatever. John Crichton got turned into a marmoset. Know what a marmoset is? It's an itty bitty monkey! He's better now. Did we learn our lesson, Not-Crunch? Don't piss off the teacher. Also, don't choke on M&M's anymore. Chloe won't always be around to save you.
Dr. Not-Sam gets a present from Is-Sam during her office hours. Professor Lyman gets a buncha visitors, Dean Zordon doesn't, and our esteemed professional pal sees Walter and some chickens. Yeah. You heard me.
Principal Glitter talks about love. I'm getting to that. Also, school is safe, even if town has turned into Sodom and Gomorrah which we can't get a definitive spelling on so deal.
In club news, Chloe's E-mailed the new staff. Go check your mail! Self-Defense club not class spars, too.
Parker opens the Library in a pissy mood, and talks Esme with Blair and Zero. And our new Hot Mountie is looking for a book. You know, when they're that pretty, I don't need them to be able to read, too. You can only ask so much of a person. Parker talks with Angela about vampires, and then she and Isabel talk about what happened last night in town. What, with the stabbity and all. Meep. Rory hates on Professor Skeeter, Harkness and Parker are talking, and yet Broots is the one she's kissing. Interesting, Parkie. Very interesting. Also, Lee has cupcakes!
In the clinic, Crunch is concerned about Vala, who's got Parker and Aeryn visiting her, because who cares if the clinic's closed. I'm not stopping those two from doing anything. Also, Pip and Dr. House see Dr. Pensieve- Dr. Penves. *sigh* Dr. Susan.
Living Conditions
Did we all know Principal Glitter loves the little ninja? Because he does. And I am trying to spread the news of their undying love. I'm so headed for death by ninja, huh? Oh, also of interest? Mr. Marmoset violated me with glitter. Ask him if he knows what color bra I have on.
The gym is kinda busy today, with Callisto, Marty, Victor, Pip and Lee all getting fit and/or sweaty. And in adventure news, Bridge, Cordelia, Zero, Krycek, Rory, Sam, Cal, Hamlet and Molly are headed to the sixth floor! You know, they never bring me souvenirs.
Jarod has a nightmare. Yes, we do see all. Lyta gets a Dorm Kit from her Secret Sib, Nadia and Xander share pie- *long pause* *clears throat* And Anders and Pippi talk about a fight. I don't know if they shared pie.
Lorne checks up on Veronica, as do Piper and Logan. Isabel's talking with Peter and Xander and guilting over what happened to Vala, but Lyta's got music going and stuff. And Angela is sick of her black hair already. Cuz she's dying it.
Angel pays Drusilla a visit in the sewers, fun. Walter's reflecty while feeding Pup, not Pip, which is what I keep wanting to type and wow would that be different. Janet, Elizabeth and Marty are hanging in the biggest room in the dorms, Cordelia is hanging in her room, Al and Sakura sit and talk, and Victor and Walter are, and I'm quoting my notes, "schmoopy." Callynanders? Cute. All is right with the world.
And MiniJake, who is the cutest thing EVER OMG, is handed off to Krycek. Awww.
Out and About
At Caritas, they're open early. Artie's just waiting for the doors to open while Isabel has coffee and Agatha explores. GOB is a drunkard. We're so surprised.
At the Emporium, Michael's got the jitters and closes, though Pippi and Tobias talk anyway. I'm telling you, it's anarchy. And good thing it's quiet at the Perk, because Jarod is just gabbing away on his phone. Later on, though, Jake and Kry are talking about Jake's no handiness and professors. But not at the same time. Because that would be weird.
Firefighter Tommy Meets Angel and stops in at Luke's, The Baron's at work, and in the park, Ben tells Wilson he's leaving. Also, Phoebe is in a prime emo position.
Tex? Not happy with the current state of town. She talks with Kawalsky, then heads off. When she returns? She's got FANDOM TROOPERS in town. Okay, this may be the rockinest thing ever. They don't like Callisto burninating stuff, and she gets a little punishment from Tex for it. The troopers also pose for Sharon.
Random Crap That Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else ZOMG DRAMAAAAAA!
Well, okay, here's the story. In the TA Lounge, Logan sparks off a huge fight between Bel and Phoebe, and um. Phoebe? There was kinda one other thing Logan said in there you miiiiight wanna pay some attention to. Think about it, sweetie. Just a tip.
But Bel and Phoebe ended up breaking up. Can't say I'm shocked. I knew there was trouble in paradise when she humped another guy's leg. In class, Phoebe tells Angela it's over. With Phoebe and Bel. Not that Phoebe and Angela were together or anything. I'm not starting rumors. They've all got enough stuff going on. And then Phoebe and Piper pass notes and stuff. They don't seem happy. In History, Piper's all accusatory at Veronica. Then they have a huge fight and Veronica goes to spend the night with Weevil. Hm. Damn you, Mars, stop being shippable. Meanwhile, Phoebe goes to stay at the hotel. And we have Bel all broody on the roof.
This story so needs a Muppet chicken.
By the way, did I mention Piper's having to deal with all this on her birthday? Happy birthday anyway!
Oh, and breaking news? We got an anonymous tip that Hot Mountie is gay. *long pause* Oh, HELL NO. I DON'T ALLOW IT, THOSE GENES MUST LIVE ON.
This is Jaye saying good night and welcoming Bridge back to the mike tomorrow. And remember kids, Muppet chickens are for life, not just for Hogswatch Christmas, hats are very good, vampires stabbinate as well as bite, Principal Glitter/Ninja OTP, and John Crichton was a MONKEY. Later, all.
Also, Archie is nice.
Edumacation
Speech writes Essays and talks about taking back power, and see? See? This is what I'm talking about! Viva la revolution! Shop class makes presents for other students, and I'd feel bad because I got one from a certain monkey man except... I don't. Classics has naptime. I mean, quiz and film. Which, okay, let's face it. Siesta time. And it says Math classes buy breakfast, and next time, people? Share. The theater doesn't pay that well and a girl's gotta eat.
The science classes discuss... Okay, I don't understand any of what they discuss. Dalton's Law and stuff. Ooh! Quiz. I understand quiz! Magical Theory also has a quiz. I haven't even had a quiz yet but the thought kind of makes me sad. Sociology of Violence talks hate crimes while Soc of the Paranormal watches a movie. See? Naptime.
Celtic Studies is done with Gaelic. Woo! Party! Self-Defense class-not-club does some sparring, US Government learns about Articles of Confederation while US History learns about taxation without representation, and Western Civ talks Greek politics. Paleontology finally gets to dinosaurs? Just now? Dude, people only care about the dinosaurs!
The smart people class, aka Quantum Physics talks paradoxes, and Anthropology gets to hear about primates. Marmosets are primates, right? I'm getting to that. The topic of the day in Gardening? Ancient Egyptian Agriculture. You thought I was gonna say it was about gardening huh? Well. It is. And Driver's Ed learn about engines. Do I have to tell you to just get these people behind the wheel already? I wanna see some chaos!
Non-Advanced Journalism shares their sources, and Journalistic Integrity talks first amendment. Which I believe in fully, trust me. And in Advanced Journalism they talked about blah blah blah, whatever. John Crichton got turned into a marmoset. Know what a marmoset is? It's an itty bitty monkey! He's better now. Did we learn our lesson, Not-Crunch? Don't piss off the teacher. Also, don't choke on M&M's anymore. Chloe won't always be around to save you.
Dr. Not-Sam gets a present from Is-Sam during her office hours. Professor Lyman gets a buncha visitors, Dean Zordon doesn't, and our esteemed professional pal sees Walter and some chickens. Yeah. You heard me.
Principal Glitter talks about love. I'm getting to that. Also, school is safe, even if town has turned into Sodom and Gomorrah which we can't get a definitive spelling on so deal.
In club news, Chloe's E-mailed the new staff. Go check your mail! Self-Defense club not class spars, too.
Parker opens the Library in a pissy mood, and talks Esme with Blair and Zero. And our new Hot Mountie is looking for a book. You know, when they're that pretty, I don't need them to be able to read, too. You can only ask so much of a person. Parker talks with Angela about vampires, and then she and Isabel talk about what happened last night in town. What, with the stabbity and all. Meep. Rory hates on Professor Skeeter, Harkness and Parker are talking, and yet Broots is the one she's kissing. Interesting, Parkie. Very interesting. Also, Lee has cupcakes!
In the clinic, Crunch is concerned about Vala, who's got Parker and Aeryn visiting her, because who cares if the clinic's closed. I'm not stopping those two from doing anything. Also, Pip and Dr. House see Dr. Pensieve- Dr. Penves. *sigh* Dr. Susan.
Living Conditions
Did we all know Principal Glitter loves the little ninja? Because he does. And I am trying to spread the news of their undying love. I'm so headed for death by ninja, huh? Oh, also of interest? Mr. Marmoset violated me with glitter. Ask him if he knows what color bra I have on.
The gym is kinda busy today, with Callisto, Marty, Victor, Pip and Lee all getting fit and/or sweaty. And in adventure news, Bridge, Cordelia, Zero, Krycek, Rory, Sam, Cal, Hamlet and Molly are headed to the sixth floor! You know, they never bring me souvenirs.
Jarod has a nightmare. Yes, we do see all. Lyta gets a Dorm Kit from her Secret Sib, Nadia and Xander share pie- *long pause* *clears throat* And Anders and Pippi talk about a fight. I don't know if they shared pie.
Lorne checks up on Veronica, as do Piper and Logan. Isabel's talking with Peter and Xander and guilting over what happened to Vala, but Lyta's got music going and stuff. And Angela is sick of her black hair already. Cuz she's dying it.
Angel pays Drusilla a visit in the sewers, fun. Walter's reflecty while feeding Pup, not Pip, which is what I keep wanting to type and wow would that be different. Janet, Elizabeth and Marty are hanging in the biggest room in the dorms, Cordelia is hanging in her room, Al and Sakura sit and talk, and Victor and Walter are, and I'm quoting my notes, "schmoopy." Callynanders? Cute. All is right with the world.
And MiniJake, who is the cutest thing EVER OMG, is handed off to Krycek. Awww.
Out and About
At Caritas, they're open early. Artie's just waiting for the doors to open while Isabel has coffee and Agatha explores. GOB is a drunkard. We're so surprised.
At the Emporium, Michael's got the jitters and closes, though Pippi and Tobias talk anyway. I'm telling you, it's anarchy. And good thing it's quiet at the Perk, because Jarod is just gabbing away on his phone. Later on, though, Jake and Kry are talking about Jake's no handiness and professors. But not at the same time. Because that would be weird.
Firefighter Tommy Meets Angel and stops in at Luke's, The Baron's at work, and in the park, Ben tells Wilson he's leaving. Also, Phoebe is in a prime emo position.
Tex? Not happy with the current state of town. She talks with Kawalsky, then heads off. When she returns? She's got FANDOM TROOPERS in town. Okay, this may be the rockinest thing ever. They don't like Callisto burninating stuff, and she gets a little punishment from Tex for it. The troopers also pose for Sharon.
Random Crap That Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else ZOMG DRAMAAAAAA!
Well, okay, here's the story. In the TA Lounge, Logan sparks off a huge fight between Bel and Phoebe, and um. Phoebe? There was kinda one other thing Logan said in there you miiiiight wanna pay some attention to. Think about it, sweetie. Just a tip.
But Bel and Phoebe ended up breaking up. Can't say I'm shocked. I knew there was trouble in paradise when she humped another guy's leg. In class, Phoebe tells Angela it's over. With Phoebe and Bel. Not that Phoebe and Angela were together or anything. I'm not starting rumors. They've all got enough stuff going on. And then Phoebe and Piper pass notes and stuff. They don't seem happy. In History, Piper's all accusatory at Veronica. Then they have a huge fight and Veronica goes to spend the night with Weevil. Hm. Damn you, Mars, stop being shippable. Meanwhile, Phoebe goes to stay at the hotel. And we have Bel all broody on the roof.
This story so needs a Muppet chicken.
By the way, did I mention Piper's having to deal with all this on her birthday? Happy birthday anyway!
Oh, and breaking news? We got an anonymous tip that Hot Mountie is gay. *long pause* Oh, HELL NO. I DON'T ALLOW IT, THOSE GENES MUST LIVE ON.
This is Jaye saying good night and welcoming Bridge back to the mike tomorrow. And remember kids, Muppet chickens are for life, not just for Hogswatch Christmas, hats are very good, vampires stabbinate as well as bite, Principal Glitter/Ninja OTP, and John Crichton was a MONKEY. Later, all.