School Announcements, 1/25/06
The P.A. pops into life. Tommorow it will snap to life, and having completed the trifecta, the P.A. system will then summon the Rice Krispie elves to do the bidding of their dark lord.
...Except not. Yet.
"Salaam and good morning to you worthy students. Unworthy students shall recieve no greetings. All students, however, shall recieve beatings announcements.
One, I believe in a thing called love. Love is all students behaving themselves and not getting into rampant mischief. Please believe in that same love, students. And not the type of love that Mister Turner gawked about randomly in my office yesterday. That is merely physical grotesqueness. I have but one word for that. Ew.
Two, Please be reminded that while the town may currently be lawless, campus is not. We have safeguards against the possible invasion of zombies or what-have-you. Please do not take your own pitiful measures. We have things in hand.
That is all. Go learn. Now."
...Except not. Yet.
"Salaam and good morning to you worthy students. Unworthy students shall recieve no greetings. All students, however, shall recieve beatings announcements.
One, I believe in a thing called love. Love is all students behaving themselves and not getting into rampant mischief. Please believe in that same love, students. And not the type of love that Mister Turner gawked about randomly in my office yesterday. That is merely physical grotesqueness. I have but one word for that. Ew.
Two, Please be reminded that while the town may currently be lawless, campus is not. We have safeguards against the possible invasion of zombies or what-have-you. Please do not take your own pitiful measures. We have things in hand.
That is all. Go learn. Now."