Blastia 4: First day as a Geothermal Maintance worker

[famed_mage]

Ok, I know I need money, but this is ridiculous

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[mechanu]

*and now there's a Nu floating by. She seems largely unconcerned with Rita's plight, though*

... scanning... scanning...

*well, it's obvious she's looking for something*

[famed_mage]

*Rita is startled at first, but then remembers that Nu floating is not a strange thing.

Now what are you scanning for?

[mechanu]

Friendly subject: Rita, detected. Disengaging Auto Mode.

Nu is scanning for... Ragna.

[famed_mage]

*Rita just puts her hand on her head.

You're still looking for him? If you haven't found him yet, he's not here.

[peachhat]

*Tenshi is floating nearby, sitting on one of her floating rocks*

Hmm, that'd be enough lava. Just...

...how do I redirect this towards Reimu's donation box? This will be tricky...

[famed_mage]

Hey, I need to get rid of this lava, not redirect it to a shrine!

[peachhat]

That's really nice to know and very important, I'm sure. *she yawns*

But that doesn't solve my more important problem of getting the lava to the shrine.

[famed_mage]

I have a better idea. Why not redirect this somewhere else, like outside? Maybe then you can have it hit somewhere else, like that ice fairy.

[darkmastern]

Hmm.. I don't remember anything about getting a river in here... it does look nice though!! It's refreshing to see a change of decorations!

But if I remember correctly, humans aren't immune to lava, so maybe it's not the best idea to have a lava river in here...

[famed_mage]

Who the hell would want a river of lava going thru a building?! And how the hell is the building still here!? The lava should have burned down the building! Nothing makes sense!

And who would be immune to lava?

[darkmastern]

It's quite common for buildings to be built in or around lava, I know that Mr.Champloo used a lava lake to cook his meals in the home ec. room...

A lot of demons are immune to lava actually, lava baths are fairly common to the more powerful ones...

[famed_mage]

But everything melts in lava... You can't cook anything...

Ah my brain hurts!!

[fasterthan_u]

I remember Eggdork likes to harvest magma in his lairs and tends to surround it with steel-like stuff. Maybe you can use his cheap BS for good?

[famed_mage]

And how am I supposed to get that?

And Eggdork? What kind of name is that?

[fasterthan_u]

Who knows. They don't provide you with any materials?

Eggman has all sorts of cool names, like Robuttnik, Eggdork, and several variants of that.

[famed_mage]

Remember where we are? All they gave me was a hard hat, and an ice pack which was already melted.

So what, he's like a Person obsessed with eggs? Why would he build fortresses with lava?

[solidprinny]

[A Box slinks in, trying not to be seen and suddenly skids to a halt at the lava's edge]

Way too damn close! Got to get out of here!

[Box starts running away from the lava]

[famed_mage]

*Rita the box as its running away.

[solidprinny]

[Box is running sneaky-like, it is a suspicious Box]

[famed_mage]

Oh flickering rays burn, Fireball!

*3 fireballs fly at box.