So guys, are we passing out treats to all these visitors or what? Because some of these guys are way too slow! I have people to see and places to go, you know!

[[Sonic will take CHALLENGERS. Outrace him and get double the treats! Lose (or if you're seriously evil), he'll swipe some of yours instead. Otherwise it'll be just normal.]]

Whoooo! It's great being fast again! *doing epic, Sonic-esque showing off tricks.*

*But, as luck would have it, something gleaming has caught his eye. Dashing over, he picks it up.*

It... it's a chaos emerald?! *realizes something* Oh yeah, the bill I passed some time ago! That means...?!

Oh crap, I've only got two. I better get the others before they ( Read more... )

WHY AM I SO SLOW?!

Here...

*The blue dude, through the miracle of "mun's-too-lazy-to-explain-powers", is more or less speeding through various spots of the Netherworld, posting a crude flier wherever it will stick and stay. The Flier displays the following:

Fastest Deliveryman Alive
Will deliver most anything in less than a minute for a price!
see Sonic in room 201 for ( Read more... )

You know, considering how many asses I saved during the Crazy Bitch Rampage, maybe I should open a delivery service. You know, get stuff to people as fast as freaking possible? Deliver pizza. Save your damsel at half time?

Well, saving people would be free. Delivering stuff I'd charge for, so I can, you know, stop mooching off of Almaz's food

The game.

I just lost it.

*Sonic says this after running head first into a group of angry fairies. I mean, just look at his icon!*

Yeah, so I know this is way past late, and horribly slow.

So for trying to force people out of the closet, especially one person (yeah, you know who are). I'm sorry. It was kinda stupid, even though I thought it was a good idea at the time.

So can you stop that pig from charging me every time I talk about you?

Oh hey, I'm back to my cool blue self ( Read more... )

Grrr...

RRRRAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!

*Howls madly*

...okay, that's done. But seriously, HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?! I solved that Dark Gaia mess months ago!

But if I see that fucking pig ONE MORE TIME

((Hi guise, Sonic's in his Werehog form, or as I prefer to say, Night Form. He's still relatively his normal self, except count on him being more feral in ( Read more... )

*sneaking into Konoka's room...*

C'mere, piggy piggy piggy! Let's go for a walk!

...

I SAID "WALK" NOT "CHASE INVISIBLE BULLSEYE ON BLUE HEDGEHOG"!

((OOC: As of now, Sonic is once again being chased by Pig Butoh. Help or mock him at your own peril))