Blastia 4: First day as a Geothermal Maintance worker

Aug 19, 2009 15:36

Ok, I know I need money, but this is ridiculous ( Read more... )

job, lava, rita

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fasterthan_u August 20 2009, 13:02:01 UTC
I remember Eggdork likes to harvest magma in his lairs and tends to surround it with steel-like stuff. Maybe you can use his cheap BS for good?

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famed_mage August 20 2009, 13:30:37 UTC
And how am I supposed to get that?

And Eggdork? What kind of name is that?

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fasterthan_u August 20 2009, 14:02:19 UTC
Who knows. They don't provide you with any materials?

Eggman has all sorts of cool names, like Robuttnik, Eggdork, and several variants of that.

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famed_mage August 20 2009, 14:18:43 UTC
Remember where we are? All they gave me was a hard hat, and an ice pack which was already melted.

So what, he's like a Person obsessed with eggs? Why would he build fortresses with lava?

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fasterthan_u August 20 2009, 15:23:42 UTC
Oh, yeah. Right.

He looks like an egg, and his machines all have Egg in their name. And well, he's a mad scientist, so he's always making evil lairs in hot lava pits or whatnot.

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famed_mage August 20 2009, 15:43:40 UTC
Oh great another mad scientist. Why the hell do those guys exist? They give the rest of us scientists a bad name.

Man I just want to punch this guy! I hope you kick his ass often

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fasterthan_u August 20 2009, 16:02:50 UTC
You bet I do!

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famed_mage August 20 2009, 16:18:53 UTC
Good, I hope he suffers.

Though getting your ass kicked by a blue furry creature has to be embarrassing

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fasterthan_u August 20 2009, 17:33:20 UTC
Hey, I'm a world hero where I come from! And you forget I run at Mach 1. *zips around as an example*

Though embarassing Eggman is always comedy gold; his ego's so big, I only have to meet him halfway!

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famed_mage August 20 2009, 17:41:15 UTC
I still find it impossible that you can run that fast, but I'll just accept that that's how it works in your world. I bet that fox's can fly and cats can fish as well there, or something stupid like that.

So why does this eggman game want to take over the world, if that's his plan.

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fasterthan_u August 20 2009, 17:55:40 UTC
Must... resist... urge... to talk about cat and fox... Awww screw it

Tails is definitely NOT stupid. Big might be though...

Stereotypical BUILD AN EMPIRE BS, though he likes his theme parks. Last one I went to was actually kinda fun, in a "way too dangerous and egocentric to Eggman" kinda way.

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famed_mage August 20 2009, 18:25:16 UTC
*see icon

Wait, you mean I was right.... what the hell is with your world? How can a fox fly, by spinning his tail or something?

Please don't tell me that's how he does it.

Figures. You think they can come up with something original or something, though the theme park idea is different, yet totally stupid. How does he plan to do this, just be killing you? Surely your not the only one stopping him.

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fasterthan_u August 20 2009, 18:35:51 UTC
You're making this waaaayyyy too easy.

He spins two of them. Don't ask me how that works, got no clue myself I dozed off on his explanation.

I dunno, he kinda goes about his world domination business and I usually wind up stepping in sometime after the military's failed (or they tip me off, whichever comes first).

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famed_mage August 20 2009, 18:38:48 UTC
.... I'm just going to stop asking about that...

Sounds like someone with some serious issues. Don't suppose he's compensating for something...

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fasterthan_u August 20 2009, 18:44:52 UTC
Who knows?

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