I had no idea you were this far gone. LOL. And I can't believe you wrote almost 14K for this show. And that I read. All of it. LOL. And I don't even ship them!!! (I can be persuaded to though, perhaps, by this. I don't think I'm quite fully sold on Nick's face yet, but I do love his voice, hahaha.) But DUDE wow this was really, really well done. You've got all the voices down pat and the Sexy Times? Were hot. Super hot. Man, I enjoyed this. A lot. Like as much as I enjoy the show. Which is a lot. Especially Schmidt's interlude (spoiler alert: Schmidt is totally my fave, that shoutout to his yoghurt parfait was - wait for it - PARFAIT) hahahahahaha. SCHMIDT'S SUPER SEXY TONE. Loved it.
Also blaming Jordan for this? HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HA. HA. LOVE YOU TWO LONGTIME. So Nectar.
Ahahahaha, oh man. I'm not sure when I hit critical mass and this show because A Thing I Write Fic About. I can't believe how long this fic is, oh my god! Hahaha. BUT I LOVE THAT YOU READ ALL OF IT. LOVE IT. I don't think I actually shipped these two until a) I talked to Jordan, and b) that wedding episode happened. We were like full-tilt throttle there haha. IDK what it is about Nick I find crazy corn attractive, but I think it's the voice and the flannel and that weird nose of his LOL. But thank you, dude! I am not only glad you watch this show, but that you liked this epic tome of a fic! LOL. OMG SCHMIDT. PARFAIT. SO NECTAR. IT'S A VOLLEYBALL TERM.
LOL OH MY GOD, JORDAN. THAT GWYNETH MACRO WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY.
And yes! Nice! That's what I was thinking too while I was writing it, and idk, I don't see these two as making an easy transition to Traditional Dating or whatever, but I liked the idea of ending it where their own weird semblance of Actual Dating is up there on the horizon? Hahaha.
Ugh, I ship them hard too. WHAT HAVE OUR LIVES BECOME! And LOL we are literally having a conversation about this right now, but you know I totally agree! I am way curious to see what direction this show is going to take these two since I feel it's pretty obvious that they're planning on going down this road hahaha. But yes! AU! I LIVE FOR AU VERSES!
UGH NICK FOR EVERYTHING. SUPER NICK. I'm surprised how much Zooey D or just her character has grown on me through writing this LOL. And LOL U KNO HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHMIDT.
YOU COULD BE MY HERROOOOOOOOOOOOO. (and pretend I sang that to you all Enrique Iglesias because I did.) (spoiler alert: you are.)
This is so legit! I can't even comprehend how you did this because it's just so good and fits and the tone is perfect. Like you nailed Jess's kookiness but didn't make it annoying and Nick is just... SUPER SEXY MR. SUSPENDERS ALL UP IN HERE. I don't even know what else to talk about because Nick is actually super appealing and idk I get why anyone would want to bone him like all the time and make poster board with glitter. I love all how brought in all those little bits of their every day life -- SCHMIDT'S EVERYTHING (WHY IS THIS DUDE SO HILARIOUS) and Winston and Cece and lol even Spencer who is ridic and btw that interlude was amazing. SUPER SEXY TONE. GONNA DIAL YOU UP AND PRESS YOUR BUTTONS. -- and how they're navigating that Roommate That Hookup line so horribly but like ridiculously endearing at the same time.
why isn't this show about awkward then sexy roommate sex??????
But ah, dude! Thank you!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS FIC CAME FROM. I am convinced that it was conceived and written in a fugue state brought on by bronchitis and lack of sleep LOL. But I am so, so flattered to hear how much you enjoyed it, and that all the characters worked -- SUPER SEXY MR. SUSPENDERS!; so with you on the Nick front man, haha. And OH MAN, SCHMIDT IS THE BEST. I just want to hear his weird one-liners all day everyday. PARFAIT, BASICALLY.
But I agree!!!! Move this show from FOX over to some cable network so it can be about random roommate sex! YOU CAN DO IT, UNIVERSE!!!
“Your ‘cool’ ‘little’ ‘club’ warrants ‘them.’”dollsomeOctober 9 2011, 05:26:09 UTC
“Whaaaaaat is this?” he says. “What even this this can’t be a thing that we keep in our apartment I don’t even understand Rule 7 why am I sleeping with someone who refers to sex as ‘the dirty business’ WHY DID YOU EVEN MAKE THIS IS THAT GLITTER?!”
“The Rules stand!” she shouts back.
OH DEAR GOD I had so much fun reading this, and now I am just doomed to accept the fact that I love Jess and I love this show, because I can't just not after reading that! And, um, if the show somehow gets unbearably bad, can you write all the fic forever, because I am pretty sure I need this stuff in my life ALWAYS. Love, love, love!
(“There are strings!” She’s kinda yelling now, but whatever. “There are strings, everywhere! I have strings, man! I am Pinocchio! Pre-makeover, and I like it! I like my strings! So, you can just go ahead and put away your imaginary scissors and stop trying to imaginary snip snip all my awesome strings away because that’s not cool and I’M not cool, so maybe you should go and find yourself a real cool girl who is cool with
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I had no idea you were this far gone. LOL. And I can't believe you wrote almost 14K for this show. And that I read. All of it. LOL. And I don't even ship them!!! (I can be persuaded to though, perhaps, by this. I don't think I'm quite fully sold on Nick's face yet, but I do love his voice, hahaha.) But DUDE wow this was really, really well done. You've got all the voices down pat and the Sexy Times? Were hot. Super hot. Man, I enjoyed this. A lot. Like as much as I enjoy the show. Which is a lot. Especially Schmidt's interlude (spoiler alert: Schmidt is totally my fave, that shoutout to his yoghurt parfait was - wait for it - PARFAIT) hahahahahaha. SCHMIDT'S SUPER SEXY TONE. Loved it.
Also blaming Jordan for this? HAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HA. HA. LOVE YOU TWO LONGTIME. So Nectar.
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Ahahahaha, oh man. I'm not sure when I hit critical mass and this show because A Thing I Write Fic About. I can't believe how long this fic is, oh my god! Hahaha. BUT I LOVE THAT YOU READ ALL OF IT. LOVE IT. I don't think I actually shipped these two until a) I talked to Jordan, and b) that wedding episode happened. We were like full-tilt throttle there haha. IDK what it is about Nick I find crazy corn attractive, but I think it's the voice and the flannel and that weird nose of his LOL. But thank you, dude! I am not only glad you watch this show, but that you liked this epic tome of a fic! LOL. OMG SCHMIDT. PARFAIT. SO NECTAR. IT'S A VOLLEYBALL TERM.
Jordan is at fault. For. Everything.
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And yes! Nice! That's what I was thinking too while I was writing it, and idk, I don't see these two as making an easy transition to Traditional Dating or whatever, but I liked the idea of ending it where their own weird semblance of Actual Dating is up there on the horizon? Hahaha.
Ugh, I ship them hard too. WHAT HAVE OUR LIVES BECOME! And LOL we are literally having a conversation about this right now, but you know I totally agree! I am way curious to see what direction this show is going to take these two since I feel it's pretty obvious that they're planning on going down this road hahaha. But yes! AU! I LIVE FOR AU VERSES!
UGH NICK FOR EVERYTHING. SUPER NICK. I'm surprised how much Zooey D or just her character has grown on me through writing this LOL. And LOL U KNO HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHMIDT.
PARFAIT.
LUV YA BOO. U AND ALL UR TERRIBLE INFLUENCES LOL.
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This is so legit! I can't even comprehend how you did this because it's just so good and fits and the tone is perfect. Like you nailed Jess's kookiness but didn't make it annoying and Nick is just... SUPER SEXY MR. SUSPENDERS ALL UP IN HERE. I don't even know what else to talk about because Nick is actually super appealing and idk I get why anyone would want to bone him like all the time and make poster board with glitter. I love all how brought in all those little bits of their every day life -- SCHMIDT'S EVERYTHING (WHY IS THIS DUDE SO HILARIOUS) and Winston and Cece and lol even Spencer who is ridic and btw that interlude was amazing. SUPER SEXY TONE. GONNA DIAL YOU UP AND PRESS YOUR BUTTONS. -- and how they're navigating that Roommate That Hookup line so horribly but like ridiculously endearing at the same time.
why isn't this show about awkward then sexy roommate sex??????
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But ah, dude! Thank you!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS FIC CAME FROM. I am convinced that it was conceived and written in a fugue state brought on by bronchitis and lack of sleep LOL. But I am so, so flattered to hear how much you enjoyed it, and that all the characters worked -- SUPER SEXY MR. SUSPENDERS!; so with you on the Nick front man, haha. And OH MAN, SCHMIDT IS THE BEST. I just want to hear his weird one-liners all day everyday. PARFAIT, BASICALLY.
But I agree!!!! Move this show from FOX over to some cable network so it can be about random roommate sex! YOU CAN DO IT, UNIVERSE!!!
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“The Rules stand!” she shouts back.
OH DEAR GOD I had so much fun reading this, and now I am just doomed to accept the fact that I love Jess and I love this show, because I can't just not after reading that! And, um, if the show somehow gets unbearably bad, can you write all the fic forever, because I am pretty sure I need this stuff in my life ALWAYS. Love, love, love!
(“There are strings!” She’s kinda yelling now, but whatever. “There are strings, everywhere! I have strings, man! I am Pinocchio! Pre-makeover, and I like it! I like my strings! So, you can just go ahead and put away your imaginary scissors and stop trying to imaginary snip snip all my awesome strings away because that’s not cool and I’M not cool, so maybe you should go and find yourself a real cool girl who is cool with ( ... )
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