merry christmas

isn't it fun watching the pretty girls get prettier?

i love watching evoloution. i love those smiles.

It has been a long time since I've written just to write, so I try tonight ( Read more... )

So I hear tell that down by the corner store there's a man wantin to by a gun to off his family in the next town over. It's incredible how news travels so durned quickly, especially when it outrageous almost to the point of unbelieveable. Time comes and goes, but news, violence and gore stay pretty much the same throughout. Sure, you can pretend to ( Read more... )

Go to google.com, type in "[your name here] needs" (make sure you put it in quotation marks, then hit search. Paste the 5 funniest sentences on livejournal ( Read more... )

I am easily the biggest asshole who ever lived. Easily.

When hope blooms where hope has never grown, it is time to be wary ( Read more... )

If I hear one more damned person mention Hurricane Katrina, I will invent a machine to control the weather and create an army of Katrina's to keep destroying New Orleans until total devastation becomes commonplace.

But I'd need a new place for Mardi Gras. Any suggestions?

If there was scale from 1-10 of how much I miss Lauren, then the US Census Bureau would have far too much time on their hands.

Nevertheless... I miss my gypsy. Hard.

I've been saying for years now... if I took over FEMA, I could take over the world and then build my moon empire with dodo birds for transportation ( Read more... )