I just read this, and knew it was true even now.
So I hear tell that down by the corner store there's a man wantin to by a gun to off his family in the next town over. It's incredible how news travels so durned quickly, especially when it outrageous almost to the point of unbelieveable. Time comes and goes, but news, violence and gore stay pretty much the same throughout. Sure, you can pretend to be a better person for not indulging in animal instincts such as those listed above, however, it is true that all humans are animals, and animal instincts should be indulged rather than ignored. Disillusionment is taking place everywhere you look, or everywhere you think you're looking. Everyone, every place, has something to hide. No matter what you think or believe, there will always be something beneath the plain of the visible, the intangible. If you think about it, you're really thinking about nothing. Because in the end, everything is nothing, and nothing means everything. Look around. It's all nothing. The chair you're sitting in, in a century at most, it will be nothing. Look at the computer you're reading right now, in a decade, it won't mean a thing. Now look in the mirror. Why are you worth a damn? Aren't you going to rot in the ground or be burned to ashes like everyone else? Is anyone ever going to remember who you are, what you did, or anything you ever said? No. Of course they won't. Why? Because you're not me. And I'm so awesome that people are forced to remember me and no one else, nothing else. As a matter of fact, I'm so awesome, that people don't have any room left in the minds for any other information or memories. That's why the world is full of idiots, lunatics and women. It doesn't know any better. In fact, it can't know any better because all it knows is me. And I'm the best because I'm so awesome. Indeed, I'm insurpassable in awesomeness except maybe to relepheer or exploding dragons who wield rocket launchers that shoot candy and babies (that former is much more cognant the latter). However, as such awesomenemities do not exsist, I am the best. And you know it's true, because I said so.