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fakingsincerity

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Jan 15, 2006 18:07

Oh, I forgot to mention that I had a gun pulled on me last night, too. I was involved in a vicious argument with the dealer, a 23 year old tattooed mexican nickednamed "Kid", evidently formerly banned from the premises though no one bothered telling him, during my last tourney ( Read more... )

poker, guns getting pulled on me, live poker

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princess_apathy January 16 2006, 05:52:22 UTC

Don't get shot, then how will Justin survive?

fakingsincerity January 16 2006, 09:11:52 UTC

I'm assuming cannibalism. Sure as fuck he isn't getting a JOB ;)

well, from my angle... lostmecookie January 16 2006, 06:30:39 UTC

It pretty much follows suit until Matt stands up with the beer bottles.

The truth

Feeling satified with his read on Matt's race combo, he starts to look away. Matt yells "That's it!!!" Stands up grabs an empty beer bottle neck in each hand and flips them in combat position while making a stuttering strafe step towards KID! Big Mistake ( ... )

Re: well, from my angle... fakingsincerity January 16 2006, 09:13:40 UTC

1) it feels infinitely more badass to hold the bottles that way on return to the trash can

2) wtf man I'm glad I had no idea what happened until you brought it up in the car on the way back, otherwise I probably wouldn't have won even that much of our money back

Re: well, from my angle... princess_apathy January 16 2006, 18:46:59 UTC

I see that whole transcript of your poker match but it's all in pokerese. After everything how much were you guys +/-?

Re: well, from my angle... fakingsincerity January 16 2006, 22:09:12 UTC

don't wanna talk about it.

We're going back tonight though!

Thread 6

anonymous January 17 2006, 04:41:54 UTC

Matt, you better not die before I finish reading you all the juicy parts of the sex blog!

Do not dare let this Kid character or anyone else shoot you before you at least hear "A Vaginal Dilemma" and "Female Masturbation, parts I, II, and III"

fakingsincerity January 17 2006, 08:56:21 UTC

I thought you were calling and reading to me in nightly installments! With all the big money you're making on your writing career, you've gotta give back a little to the community!