I've been with you such a long time, you're my sunshine

[fakingsincerity]

Calvin and I had been tossing the frisbee in our front yard for about a half hour when he stopped paying complete attention to the disk and myself, and started taking long glances down the side of the house before and after throwing the disc. Wrapped up in the soreness remaining in my arm from volleyball the previous night, I was looking for any

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Way to go

[infiniteworm]

How about looking at the pictures matthew - champagne is the only thing i had and god forbid i consume a glass of CHAMPAGNE JESUS THAT IS SO HIGH SCHOOL. calm down.

hey this journal is about me, keep the focus here please

[fakingsincerity]

shut up lush

[nicoli_dominn]

You certainly have a gift for telling funny stories. I'm still laughing. :-P

Go tell your bro that "this is my 'I believe you' face."

[fakingsincerity]

I have a gift for living funny stories.

Yesterday a girl walked into the kitchen and started chatting up the French owner. "HEY RENE. HOW ARE YOU?? IS JOZEF AROUND? Jozef being the other owner.
"No, Jozef is in the shower," he replied in an irascible accent.
"Can I go join him?"
"What?"
"Can I take off all of my clothes and get in the shower with him?"
"Hmm yes maybe that would be nice surprise"

After she continues for a while about how they should install wireless internet in the dining area so she can do her work and he denies the request claiming that we're against technology and prefer to live in the dark ages, she gives him a big and leaves the same way she came in.

Without missing a beat, Rene looks at me with a puzzled expression and asks hesitantly, "Who WAS that?"

[nicoli_dominn]

That is EXCELLENT. I should spend a day in that restaurant sometime and just write down the weird things people say. Address? (Even if it is in Vermont...)