This is one of the most hilarious concepts of all time. 10/10. Must watch.

It was my aunt's birthday yesterday, and I called about 9:30 EST to chat, wish her well, all those sorts of things. Unfortunately, she'd already gone to bed and I had to send my love through my uncle. After the normal phone formalities, we started exchanging slightly more ribald tales, one of which I feel I absolutely must share with a larger ( Read more... )

I'm beginning to feel like I'm losing my appeal; like people don't read me for my pithy one-liners and offensively lewd hip size references, my scathing satire and my occasional cute creative essay; all people seem to want is NUDEZ. Well SHUT UP. If I want to talk about my day then I'm damn well going to talk about my day ( Read more... )

I am not too sure what to say about last night, but I think it can probably be summed up in one

( HEY GUYZ OMG HUNTER S THOMPSON DIED!!1 )

I was going to write a big long thing about my ridiculous weekend, but come on, we're halfway through the week already and none of you like ballroom dancing, anyway. For anyone who HASN'T heard the story of my new pants, I'm sure pictures will be forthcoming ( Read more... )

I don't really do this sort of thing, but I HAVE to direct your attention to this thread already in progress.

"God I would love to see a bunch of 5-year-olds kick the shit out of you."

I've always heard stories about people "losing their shirts" playing poker, but I never really considered what it was like to be on the other side. Pictures to follow of me in my new shirt ( Read more... )

Calvin and I had been tossing the frisbee in our front yard for about a half hour when he stopped paying complete attention to the disk and myself, and started taking long glances down the side of the house before and after throwing the disc. Wrapped up in the soreness remaining in my arm from volleyball the previous night, I was looking for any ( Read more... )