Title: Can I Keep Him?
Rating: G
Cast: Jon/"Stephen", Caesar Flickolbert, Caligula
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only ( Read more... )

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Part Three! Is there gonna be actual story progression in this chapter? Who knows!
Apologies for any mistakes as this is un-beta'd.

Also: Disclaimer! I've done ZERO research!
Description: America has devolved into a fascist state. New York is a hell-hole centred around a tower that houses a mythical ( Read more... )

Part Two! The part in which nothing much happens!
Apologies for any mistakes as this is un-beta'd.

Also: Disclaimer! I know nothing about New York!
Description: America has devolved into a fascist state. New York is a hell-hole centred around a tower that houses a mythical semi-deity figure known as 'The Eagle'. A creature that few have ever seen ( Read more... )

Title: Mirror (1/1)
Characters/Pairings: Slight "Stephen"/Stephen; one sided "Stephen"/Jon; one-sided Stephen/Jon
Rating: PG

Summary: "Stephen Colbert" glances out of the mirror and realizes that Stephen Colbert shares the same feelings with Jon Stewart as he does. How can "Stephen" possibly compete when no one even knows that he is real? Based on ( Read more... )

Title: Enfranchise-Me Pumps
Rating: R
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen", Jessica, Wyatt
Disclaimer: Work of parody; work of fiction; the characters aren't mine.

The aftermath of Democalpyse 2012. Jessica unwinds, "Stephen" is a wreck for unexpected reasons, and Jon's getting lucky tonight in more ways than one. (AO3 mirror.)

( 'And you people ( Read more... )

Title: A Certain Sense of Style
Pairings/Characters: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: G
Summary: Jon learns you can't argue with Stephen's fashion sense

Disclaimer: Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Author's note: This is short and silly. Stephen in a bowtie ( Read more... )

A sequence of ficlets written for prompts at punditfic and fakenews_fanfic.

Blanket Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Title: Not Sure If Breakthrough
Rating: PG
Cast: Jon/" ( Read more... )

Title: Five Men Stephen Almost Accidentally Married
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/various (Jonathan, Steve, Ellen, OC, Jon, Tad)
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's ( Read more... )

Title: We'll Always Have New York
Rating: PG-13 (vague sex)
Pairing: "Stephen"/Jon, Whiskers, Other Whiskers
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.Inspired by a kink ( Read more... )

Title: This Is Knot My Heart
Rating: NC-17 (bondage, masturbation, fantasy sex+aphrodisiac, language)
Pairing: Happy!"Stephen"/Jon
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only ( Read more... )