(No, this is not a dirty story. Keep reading ( Read more... )

Please stop finding me tasty and delicious. Thank you.

No love,
Me

I have five dollars for you in my money pouch. (You paid for two roses, and only ended up taking one.) I tried to find you last night after close, but I had NO CLUE where you were so I eventually gave up and went home.

Remind me to give it back to you on Saturday.

I have so much to post about from this weekend, but a complete lack of motivation. Instead, I shall leave you all with a couple of jokes, with an explanation to follow ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I once again managed to make triple (what I'm told is) the standard actors' salary at NYRF. The next time someone wonders why I won't audition for that gig, there's your answer.

Today I figured out that, given an average tip of one dollar, approximately seventy one percent of my customers have been tipping me this year.

Awesome.

"I Want to be Sedated" by the Ramones ( Read more... )

Wikihow: How to dress for the Renaissance Fair.[sp]

It's a pirate pony!

Mom sues school over yearbook picture.

OMG THAT WAS SOFA KING AWESOME!

The only way it could have been cooler is if they had a ROSE GIRL up in that TV show!