Quick post for now...
I have so much to post about from this weekend, but a complete lack of motivation. Instead, I shall leave you all with a couple of jokes, with an explanation to follow:
A friar and a drow walk into a bar. The drow says to the bartender, "Give me a white Russian!" The friar says, "NO! Don't do that! He'll just eat it!"
A friar and a drow walk into a bar. The friar orders a holy water, and the bartender asks the drow if he'll have the same. The drow says, "No thanks, I'm watching my alignment."
A friar and a drow walk into a bar. The drow says to the bartender, "Give me a white Russian!" The friar says, "NO! Don't do that! He'll just eat it!"
A friar and a drow walk into a bar. The friar orders a holy water, and the bartender asks the drow if he'll have the same. The drow says, "No thanks, I'm watching my alignment."