GUINNESS! I am only posting this now from the request of erica whom just showed me her breasts so i would write her a breast haiku! so here it is, more to come later

Erica's breasts are
Exquisite to the mans eye.
Though I may want more

There it is, go me

PS. I tried to spell everything right this time

Thats right ladies and gentleman, I am officially nineteen years of age. And I am not intoxicated, there is something clearly wrong with this situation. So I guess the only thing left to do is sum up my nineteenth birthday experience eh? Well, lets see, I got some presents from people who made me realise that someone actually does care about me ( Read more... )

Ok first I have a poem to shar with you,. Its some of the greatest stuff i've ever read ( Read more... )

New developement! I AM FUCKING DRUNK! YES! I went to chelsea's got some beer in me and no0w i am back! I am quite intoxicated and me and ED had a bonding tonight thnaks to star trek and firefly/serenety. Ed is a fucking awesome guy and i enjoyed our conversating. Also, final fantasy beer pong...WHAT A FSUCKING AWESOME CONECEPT! AWESOME! But ( Read more... )

The Second of december, 8 days until I am 19 and It doesn't even feel like its approaching. Its Ironic because the last post I made before the return to livejournal was on my 18th birthday. Anyway, today was boring all in all. I played through metal gear solid, and playeda bit of splinter cell also, that game's hard as balls. Im now sitting ( Read more... )

Well, today was rather boring in terms of things to write about for nothing entirely too interesting happened today. The most interesting thing was finding this game off of www.penny-arcade.com called weird worlds: return to infinite space. Its like a star-trek game that doesnt suck. you can here it at Read more... )

Good and Holy Lord, I have witnessed greatness. I have witnessed the 10th wonder of the world, and it is from the almighty friendly's. A GOBLET of icecream filled with a ton of the substance, whipped cream, reeses pieces, peanut butter, chocolate syrup and pure joy. Other than a subway ham sandwich, it was the only thing I ate today actually. ( Read more... )

Let it be known that I would love to end Vanessa Carlton's life. Honestly that woman deserves death among other things. If I hear that song white houses one more fucking time I will just, shoot the closest person I see. The method of the shooting, has yet to be decided but, I will find a way, gun or not ( Read more... )

What better a return than some drunken ranting! Well now this is good shit. Live journal is returning right here and now at mindnight. Good shit no? Anyway, i've been downing some guinness all night and im pretty drunk right now. Chugging guinness was probably a bad idea ( Read more... )

Yes indeed, today is my birthday. I am without a party however for the fact I have a paper to work on for monday. Damn school and its work and its getting in the way. But in other news, I am getting my tattoo when I go home. Its the J.R.R. Tolkien initials symbol. I'm thinking wrist or forearm or something, but we shall see. My dad and mom ( Read more... )