2 years until the end of the world*.

*If you're Mayan. Or retarded.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8332813.stm

How have you been?

I've been okay.

But tell me, internet - do you have a digital camera I can borrow for a week or two, so I can take naked pictures of myself take pictures of something for other parts of the internet?

The Sims 3.

I think I've hurt myself laughing.

David Carradine wanked himself to death inside a wardrobe.

I did not expect I would be typing that sentence... Well, ever.

Me.

That's who.

Who will be bored out of their mind within days?

Me.

That's who.

That's about all.

Since Laura is ill, I'll be doing the birthday thing next week - probably.

More information will be forthcoming, if you're lucky.

So, Hugh's birthday.

After sitting quietly (not quietly) and chatting (criticizing), I was challenged to a SingStar rap battle - Run DMC's It's Tricky.

I was triumphant.

Phat mic skillz and MC honour satisfied, I was free to go about my merry way.

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