How rare.

[f33b]

David Carradine wanked himself to death inside a wardrobe.

I did not expect I would be typing that sentence... Well, ever.

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[f33b]

Nope. Found by maid, half naked, with rope around neck and genitals.

Oh, I see the BBC now report rope around 'neck and body'.

[puzzle_]

Wrong oh so wrong!

[red_phil]

If I ever expected anyone to type that sentence, it would be you.