Lights

Sep 27, 2022 22:55


I have no evidence that my children know how to turn the lights off.

naomi, raphael, saul, isaac

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newlifeinstpaul October 1 2022, 11:47:10 UTC

If you outfit your home with LED smart bulbs (they're cheaper than you'd think), you could flick your lights on/off from your phone in your bed. Even if said bed were, say, in Prague. Or Budapest. This has happened.

But but BUT only if the light switches have. Been. Left. ON.

I'm sure you can hear the Gods of Irony chuckle-snorting and poking each other in the ribs already.

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eyelid October 4 2022, 14:45:59 UTC

Michael got me a few of those, they are so cool

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newlifeinstpaul October 6 2022, 13:49:23 UTC
Oh, it's not about them being cool...it's that they're no longer functional when switched OFF.
So the minute you swath the house with them, guess what the kids will suddenly start to do?!??!!?

Even now I'm like WHO SWITCHED THE FUCKIN LIGHTS OFF oh, wait that was me

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aliki October 7 2022, 00:22:46 UTC
Mine don't flush the toilet consistently, or close the fridge all the way.

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