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[Voice]
I learned a long time ago that it's...really not a safe idea to go exploring behind weird doors.
But I don't know if this event is mine.
Still. Should I be brave and try it, or smart and say I've learned my lesson? -
[Voice]
Coraline Jones here!
It's another boooring time between weirdo events, and I finished counting all the windows I could from the outside of the mansion ( Read more... ) -
[Voice]
Ooh. Ooh, what's going on? It's...Is there an earthquake? Is anybody from San Fransisco? Anybody?
...Nothing announced an event riddle, right? I'm...
My mirror is- it's like it's bleeding.
Spooky. -
[Voice, then Video]
No.... [Coraline sounds just a little bit devastated, her voice straining anxiously.]
No, no no! Oh gosh, I think I ruined my....what am I going to do!
[Switching to video feed- and there's a very quiverly-lipped Coraline in front of her dresser mirror, with safety scissors in hand and a just looseđ caramel apple with snipped clumps of telltale blue ( Read more... ) -
[Video]
[Yawn and stretch. Coraline's in the first floor ballroom, blinking down at the camera like she's just lost track of what she was going to even talk about...Oh! Right.]
I thought it would be a good idea to have a lost and found, since people sound like they keep misplacing things.
So....
[She scoots a large cardboard box into the frame]
So this is down ( Read more... ) -
[Video]
[A sharp crackle of a static and grainy video- a harsh, offensive buzz. A view from the forest floor, looking upwards at a looming canopy of trees.
But then there's.a yellow rain boot, coming down dangerously close to the screen, the sound of crunching leaves, snapping twigs.
A hand bends down, and there's a brief flash of a familiar blue bob.]
He- ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
This is Coraline Jones, with a question of the day!
If the mansion had a genie, and if the genie could grant three wishes (going home doesn't count) what would you wish for? -
[Video]
[Coraline, to hide from all the mania of too many weirdo mirrors wandering around (and because she got tired of plinking glumly at the piano keys in her Other Father's abandoned room) has hidden herself away in a first floor mop closet, crouched among cleaning supplies with a video feed trained outward at the main foyer...her screen is dark on the ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
[America and Merikan are getting breakfast in bed this morning, delivered by a girl who has ransacked her closet for anything remotely patriotic. (We hope you like Cool Whip.)]
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[voice]
If there was school here, it would be summer vacation by now ( Read more... )