[America and Merikan are getting breakfast in bed this morning, delivered by a girl who has ransacked her closet for anything remotely patriotic. (We hope you like Cool Whip.)]

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Well.  At least I'll never have to wonder again what it's like to pee standing up.

...Annnnd I looked the calendar and realized I haven't been paying attention. Gosh, who'd pay attention to dumb days when you're too busy thinking you're a boy! And hey! It's hard to keep track, when there's no school to keep track of weekends by! I forgot to make a ( Read more... )