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[expectremorse]

[Someone has let Hoffman in the pub. This was a bad idea. Because the best time to expound upon wisdom is to tell people your feelings when drunk. Unfortunately, Hoffman is smart about that.]

[Filtered to Hoffman's friends. If you think you're there-you're there. If you want to get this by mistake you're there.]

so everbods ded and verbody

Comments

[sharpememory]

Dude, what happened to your typing?

[expectremorse]

Jack Daniels hit me

[Somewhere Hoffman is laughing]

[sharpememory]

How do you even get into the bar?

[expectremorse]

nice person let me in.

be quiet.

[feels_no_love]

Hm. I can't join you in inebriation anymore, but...I'm not any deader than usual, and I'm not even angry. I think we'll have time to pull this feast together.

Besides, better that people are bickering before than during, yes?

[expectremorse]

what does it matter either fucking way

[So not buying the warm fuzzies man.]

[feels_no_love]

This is a minor uproar. It will pass. You will see. I do wish I was the more convincing sort of man, but I'm no diplomat.

[expectremorse]

i wasih

wish

wissshhhh we had gotten drunk together im the best kind of d runk.

[yeahscience]

Are you high?

[expectremorse]

No. I don't truck with that junkie-ass bullshit I was a cop we drink thats better

[yeahscience]

Yeah. Looks way better from here, all right.

Leave me off your drunk-dialing next time, asshole. Who the fuck is your Warden, anyways?

[expectremorse]

i did nto drunk dial you. i dont want to talk to you this is lor your fault.

[meeean]

I can't stop its solid

[truemask]

Ugly, are we? Funny, because this is the least attractive thing I've seen on the network, and I don't simply mean the errors.

I dare say you make the rest of us look stunning.

[expectremorse]

[sporfle]

Stunning like a cat.

[He will remember absolutely none of this tomorrow.]

[truemask]

Quite.

Be thankful when someone physically removes the communication artifact from your paws.

[expectremorse]

meow meow meow.

[Private]

[19centconstable]

Detective Hoffman: I believe you may have had enough.

Re: [Private]

[expectremorse]

..I'll tell you when ive had enough. I knowmy limits. im not hapy yet. almost but not quite. when im happy ill have had enough

Re: [Private]

[19centconstable]

I'm sorry, Detective, but I don't believe you do right now.

Re: [Private]

[expectremorse]

who are you ot say that?

scared

scarredy fucking cat. Rig would have......he would have...

I want him. I don't want you. Go away.