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[expectremorse]

[Someone has let Hoffman in the pub. This was a bad idea. Because the best time to expound upon wisdom is to tell people your feelings when drunk. Unfortunately, Hoffman is smart about that.]

[Filtered to Hoffman's friends. If you think you're there-you're there. If you want to get this by mistake you're there.]

so everbods ded and verbody

Comments

[sharpememory]

Dude, what happened to your typing?

[expectremorse]

Jack Daniels hit me

[Somewhere Hoffman is laughing]

[sharpememory]

How do you even get into the bar?

[expectremorse]

nice person let me in.

be quiet.

[Private]

[sharpememory]

Did you take any bottles out? To give to friends?

Re: [Private]

[expectremorse]

...I have one.

Do youw ant it.

you can have it. we can do something what do you want to do

[Private]

[sharpememory]

I really want it.

Do you want to play pool?

[Private] [spam?]

[expectremorse]

That sounds awesme. Awesome. awsesome.

I got a couple of bottles. Jacks mine. you come near jack and ill kill you

[Private] -> [spam] cc:

[sharpememory]

Alright. Third floor common room.

[Barron's already playing pool all by his lonesome up there. Clearing inviting a drunk guy to play with you is the best course of action.]

[Private] -> [spam] :3

[expectremorse]

[Oh clearly. As Hoffman is hammered and carrying a big bottle of Jack in one hand and another one in the other.]

...Hey.

[He tries to walk in, seemingly cool, and-nearly falls forward.]

[spam] :3

[sharpememory]

[Barron makes no move to help. He just watches and smiles.]

Hey, man. You're not looking so good.

[He offers Hoffman a pool cue.]