[Drunnkk Post.

[expectremorse]

[Someone has let Hoffman in the pub. This was a bad idea. Because the best time to expound upon wisdom is to tell people your feelings when drunk. Unfortunately, Hoffman is smart about that.]

[Filtered to Hoffman's friends. If you think you're there-you're there. If you want to get this by mistake you're there.]

so everbods ded and verbody

Comments

[yeahscience]

Are you high?

[expectremorse]

No. I don't truck with that junkie-ass bullshit I was a cop we drink thats better

[yeahscience]

Yeah. Looks way better from here, all right.

Leave me off your drunk-dialing next time, asshole. Who the fuck is your Warden, anyways?

[expectremorse]

i did nto drunk dial you. i dont want to talk to you this is lor your fault.

[meeean]

I can't stop its solid

[yeahscience]

It's got dick to do with me. Get over it.

[creatingalegacy]

Oh, fuck you. An addict is an addict.

[Private]

[yeahscience]

It's a cop thing. It's okay to be an alcoholic, 'cause that one's legal.

Re: [Private]

[creatingalegacy]

Driving drunk sure as fuck isn't legal.

[Which he did. Numerous times. Then again, Amanda drove high out of her mind, so...]

[Private]

[yeahscience]

[Jesse's driven high... a lot would be putting it mildly. He shrugs.]

Bet you he still thinks he's better than some junkie, though.

Re: [Private]

[creatingalegacy]

'Course he does. I've been sober for over three fuckin' years now--didn't even relapse when he shoved a needle in my goddamn arm and made me take it--but he probably still looks at me and sees a fuckin' druggie.

When he's not drunk off his ass, that is.

[Private]

[yeahscience]

[That makes Jesse go quiet for a second. Three years? Jesus.]

...hey, uh. Who's his Warden, anyways?

Re: [Private]

[creatingalegacy]

I don't know. Our last wardens left around the same time and then I was in a coma for a month, so I don't know who the hell he has now.

[Private]

[yeahscience]

Someone oughta tell the guy this little bitch is off the wagon.

Re: [Private]

[creatingalegacy]

Go ahead, be my guest. Do you really think any warden of his would believe what I have to say?

[expectremorse]

an andmict is an addict is an admial-

[This dissolves into a fit of hysterical noises. Thank goodness this post is text]

im not and addict. m not. m NOT.

[All of Amanda's replies are voice btw]

[creatingalegacy]

You're a fucking alcoholic. You go and drink til you're off your ass on a regular basis, but you don't see me shooting up.

We've both been addicts. The only difference is that you haven't kicked it yet.