- 火 [it is a mystery.]

[exiled_torch]

[During kitchen shenangians, an irate Zuko finally decides to get to the bottom of his tea making problem. He looks for someone to explain it to him, but no one's around. Network to the rescue!]

[He is familiar with the wood burning variety, but this..is a bit too much.]

I think someone might have broken the weird stove in the kitchen.

It won't light

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[itsahotone]

How stupid are you?

[The narration would like to thank you for the perfect opening.]

[audio]

[exiled_torch]

How should I know how to fix it?

We don't have stoves like these back home!

[audio]

[itsahotone]

Ew, what do you have back home?

[audio]

[exiled_torch]

We have stoves that burn wood.

At least you don't have to worry about so many buttons with ours.

audio;

[turn4bout]

Set it on fire with your dragon powers.

audio;

[exiled_torch]

What's wrong with you? I don't think that's gonna help.

I'm just trying to make tea, not burn the place down.

audio;

[turn4bout]

That's how human food preparation devices work, though! They must be set on fire in order to warm your shitty leaf water!

audio;

[exiled_torch]

There isn't even anything to burn. My devices sure don't work like this.

[Hey, guess who doesn't know what shitty means?]

..my what?

[reckless_eagle]

It'll like, probably fix itself if you leave it alone long enough...

[exiled_torch]

Oh. How long will it take?

[reckless_eagle]

I'm not, like, totally sure. Overnight, maybe? The mansion always fixes itself when nobody's looking.

[exiled_torch]

..I guess I'll just start a fire outside then.

Of course everything has to be complicated here.

[Audio] Assuming how well their mirrors get along, this can only go well!

[bitchingwhores]

[Oh, this is too rich. Kids really are getting more and more useless these days! Really, Zuko, this is just cracking up Adachi. It takes him a minute to calm down and send a voice message.]

You do know we can get anything we want on our own, right? I mean, without cooking it on our own over a stove. We don't really need to make anything here.

[That's one thing Adachi still likes about this place.]

[Audio] lawlll

[exiled_torch]

I didn't know the closets could make food, so no.

[Audio] Only Adachi's the asshole here. :|

[bitchingwhores]

Well, I don't think it's just the closets either. But, hey, the one good thing about this place is we get nice meals 24/7 without any real effort! Well, other than that office event... Actually, events are the only time, I guess.

[The opinion of events sucking is probably a group consensus by now, just like how he's 'figured out' just how useless teenagers are. And, well, it's basically him, a handful of guys who aren't kids but are still assholes, and a million brats in Wonderland. However, he's gonna keep on using a bumbling tone.]

But it's probably okay if you broke the stove, though. If you haven't heard, this place is practically alive.

[Audio]

[exiled_torch]

Office event?

[Wait why is errbody blaming him?! That's..three people now!]

Wait, I didn't break it.

[walkingdesuno]

....What did you do?

[exiled_torch]

It wasn't me. I didn't break it.

[Yup, he's snippy, mostly because more than one person is blaming him atm, sorry kid.]

I just turned the dial.

[walkingdesuno]

[ it's okay Zuko, Conan won't be deterred by that ]

You turned the dial, and it started smoking.

But it's not your fault. [ sure. ]

[exiled_torch]

Look, It wouldn't light when I got there!