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- 火 [it is a mystery.]

Oct 11, 2011 14:52

[During kitchen shenangians, an irate Zuko finally decides to get to the bottom of his tea making problem. He looks for someone to explain it to him, but no one's around. Network to the rescue!]

[He is familiar with the wood burning variety, but this..is a bit too much.]

I think someone might have broken the weird stove in the kitchen.

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itsahotone October 11 2011, 19:10:42 UTC

How stupid are you?

[The narration would like to thank you for the perfect opening.]

[audio] exiled_torch October 11 2011, 19:13:44 UTC

How should I know how to fix it?

We don't have stoves like these back home!

[audio] itsahotone October 11 2011, 20:48:26 UTC

Ew, what do you have back home?

[audio] exiled_torch October 11 2011, 23:14:10 UTC

We have stoves that burn wood.

At least you don't have to worry about so many buttons with ours.

[audio] itsahotone October 12 2011, 00:40:22 UTC

Sounds like you lived in the caveman days. Get used to it, Scar; this is way easier.

[audio] exiled_torch October 12 2011, 01:00:53 UTC

[Oh no you did not just go there quuurl.]

Do I look like a caveman?! You're the one who's stupid.

[Scar?! Here comes the yelling. His hand snaps up to touch just under the ruined portion of his face, stunned and furious. Zuko is raginggg mad.]

Don't call me that! Do you think it's something I can decide to have?! Do you think I decided to have my own father burn and exile me?!

[so. mad. Pity he's not thinking straight, he let the whole daddy doesn't love me part slip.]

[audio] itsahotone October 12 2011, 01:31:33 UTC

[Aaaand Santana mentally puts that detail aside. It may come in handy later.]

Should I be getting 911 on the other line?

[audio] exiled_torch October 12 2011, 01:36:43 UTC

Get what?!

[wut are phones sonnn]

[audio] itsahotone October 12 2011, 01:39:39 UTC

911. Emergency doctors. Because it sounds like you're about to have a hissy-fit-induced heart attack.

[audio] exiled_torch October 12 2011, 02:10:52 UTC

Why would you care, anyway?!

[audio] itsahotone October 12 2011, 02:13:20 UTC

I don't really. [Can you hear the shrug in her voice? It's there.] It was my way of telling you to calm the hell down.

[audio] exiled_torch October 12 2011, 02:23:35 UTC

Calm down?! How do you expect me to calm down when you're acting like an idiot and insulting someone you don't even know!?

[audio] itsahotone October 12 2011, 02:29:59 UTC

No, no. Let me explain this to you: I'm not acting like an idiot. I'm acting like a bitch. There's a difference between the two, and that difference lies in the one who is standing in the kitchen, screaming over a harmless little nickname.

ZUKO, TURN OFF YOUR WANGSTALARM. YOU'RE WAKING UP THE NEIGHBORHOOD. boomerangbend October 12 2011, 03:15:35 UTC

[There's a good reason for why Sokka's yanking that communicator from your hand, Zuko. He's not suicidal, honest!

This bitchfest interruption was brought to you by hey, the stove's doing something weird!]

Hey, I know you're busy arguing with someone, but we need someone to fix the stove!

NO [audio/action w/e] exiled_torch October 12 2011, 03:25:14 UTC

[He growls and goes after the PDA, and fails badly.]

Sokka, stop! Give me that!

[etc] itsahotone October 12 2011, 03:29:49 UTC

[stare]

Did you get in trouble?

[mockmockmock]

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