- 火 [it is a mystery.]

[exiled_torch]

[During kitchen shenangians, an irate Zuko finally decides to get to the bottom of his tea making problem. He looks for someone to explain it to him, but no one's around. Network to the rescue!]

[He is familiar with the wood burning variety, but this..is a bit too much.]

I think someone might have broken the weird stove in the kitchen.

It won't light

Comments

audio;

[turn4bout]

Set it on fire with your dragon powers.

audio;

[exiled_torch]

What's wrong with you? I don't think that's gonna help.

I'm just trying to make tea, not burn the place down.

audio;

[turn4bout]

That's how human food preparation devices work, though! They must be set on fire in order to warm your shitty leaf water!

audio;

[exiled_torch]

There isn't even anything to burn. My devices sure don't work like this.

[Hey, guess who doesn't know what shitty means?]

..my what?

audio;

[turn4bout]

Shitty leaf water? Or shitty dragon powers? There are lots of shitty things I'm attributing to you right now. Be specific!

audio;

[exiled_torch]

I mean shitty. What does that even mean?

audio; 1/2

[turn4bout]

Hahahaha! You've got the mouth of a grub! Watch out, your lusus might get on your ass for improper language! Hehehehehe! Oh man, hahah! Aren't you older than me?

Oh wow, hold on. Gimmie a sec.

audio;

[turn4bout]

Shitty: adjective form of the word 'shit.' Meaning that something is equal to or less than shit. Shit is excrement.

Basically: you are poop.

audio; laughing so hard

[exiled_torch]

Wh-

No I'm not! That's disgusting.

audio;

[turn4bout]

Shitty retort.

audio;

[exiled_torch]

What are you, five? You're acting like a child!

And I only understood half of what you said. Grubs? Lusus?

..Haven't you relized by now that people are from different worlds and don't have the same words you do? Are you that stupid?

audio;

[turn4bout]

I'm six, asshole!

Oh, wait.

Asshole: place where shit comes from. Hehehe!

And you're a human, right? I basically created you guys. Maybe not the dragon-human hybrids, but humans in general! If you hadn't adopted the language of my people, I'd be disappointed!

audio;

[exiled_torch]

That explains a lot.

[oh gross. Guess Zuko learned two new, horrible words today!]

Why would you call someone that!? It doesn't even make sense!

[Wait, she made people?]

- You're lying. There's no way..

audio;

[turn4bout]

Hehehehe! Ahahhahahahahahah! You're the second person I've had to tell today, but--

Guess what, babbygrubcakes.

I don't lie. I only speak the truth!

audio;

[exiled_torch]

Even if you did create people in your world, it doesn't mean you did in mine.

audio;

[turn4bout]

You're human, right?