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5th Excuse [video // common - Locked to Ganondorf, 10% unhackable]

Jun 13, 2010 13:01

[Link has just learned from the Major how to lock his transmissions. Not only that, but he's also learned how to use the video feature whenever he wants! You know what this means, right?]

Hey Zelda!

[Only it isn't Zelda who is receiving this message. Link never was the most careful person when it comes to writing or typing, and that's kind of ( Read more... )

magical items, excuuuse me ganon, oh boy smooching time, i'm a hero not a scholar, excuuuse me princess

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destinedtorule June 13 2010, 18:08:30 UTC

[...Ganondorf is NOT AMUSED BY THESE SHENANIGANS. His lip curls when Link says Zelda. Jealous? Who, him? Never.]

I believe you've mistaken me for another, Boy.

[Video] excuuusemehero June 13 2010, 18:19:36 UTC

[Oi. What gives.]

Hey, you're not supposed to see this.

[Link scowls and pokes at his communicator.]

I thought I locked this thing. Only Zelda's supposed to see it. Unless...

[Suspicious!]

Did you take Zelda's tablet from her?

[Voice] destinedtorule June 13 2010, 18:30:40 UTC

It is hardly my fault if you are unable to properly lock your transmissions.

Why would Zelda even consider consorting with you. Who are you?

[You're not a Link. You can't be. You look like an idiot.]

[Voice] excuuusemehero June 13 2010, 18:41:27 UTC

[The video's cut out, not that Link notices, but the glare he's leveling at the communicator should be audible in his voice.]

I'm Link, the legendary Hero of Hyrule, and for your information, mister - not that it's any of your business - but I happen to be the man Princess Zelda loves.

[So she hadn't actually said it yet. Hey, she was working on it! Link could give her time.]

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[audio // locked // unhackable] electroniccrane June 13 2010, 18:28:35 UTC

Wrong person.

[Video - Unlocked now] excuuusemehero June 13 2010, 18:35:05 UTC

[...why is this lock thing not working? First that guy, now the Major?]

No, I want this to go to Zelda.

Hey, I thought you said this lock thing was supposed to keep other people from seeing this.

[audio] electroniccrane June 13 2010, 18:38:15 UTC

First, you locked it to Ganon, not Zelda.

Second, the level of security I taught you is roughly equivalent to hanging a "keep out" sign on the door. It won't stop anyone who really wants to come in.

[audio] excuuusemehero June 13 2010, 18:51:47 UTC

[Link frowns and opens his mouth, but the video cuts out. Fortunately, the audio's still on.]

Then how do I-

Wait, what? What do you mean, Ganon's getting this?!

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LOLOLOL I just saw this WHAT are you doing Link scionofwisdom June 14 2010, 14:13:09 UTC

[Zelda cannot hack, but even she can get into this. And there is something distinctly HILARIOUS about the fact this was locked to Ganondorf.

Not to mention the reaction.

Her voice, however, is perfectly poised and calm as usual. And, as much as she would very much like to turn him down...

He's a Hero. She's obligated to be nice to him.]

I think perhaps it is best if that waits for another time.

[When you're dressed differently.]

Being an idio- I mean, just being himself~ Also, dated before he goes off to meet Ganon. excuuusemehero June 14 2010, 23:50:34 UTC

Aw, c'mon, Princess. What's wrong with now? You're not busy, are you?

[Hey hey, these clothes are stylish, you know! They're also a vast improvement over the last costume he wore.]

/snickers |D scionofwisdom June 14 2010, 23:52:34 UTC

I am, in fact, extremely busy.

[Link that is terrible. She does not understand why you're wearing that atrocious outfit.]

Because somehow I think Link would have a hard time answering after that meeting is done. :D excuuusemehero June 14 2010, 23:55:27 UTC

Busy doing what?

[It's fancy! Princesses like fancy, right? Right?]

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