5th Excuse [video // common - Locked to Ganondorf, 10% unhackable]

[excuuusemehero]

[Link has just learned from the Major how to lock his transmissions. Not only that, but he's also learned how to use the video feature whenever he wants! You know what this means, right?]

Hey Zelda!

[Only it isn't Zelda who is receiving this message. Link never was the most careful person when it comes to writing or typing, and that's kind of

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[audio // locked // unhackable]

[electroniccrane]

Wrong person.

[Video - Unlocked now]

[excuuusemehero]

[...why is this lock thing not working? First that guy, now the Major?]

No, I want this to go to Zelda.

Hey, I thought you said this lock thing was supposed to keep other people from seeing this.

[audio]

[electroniccrane]

First, you locked it to Ganon, not Zelda.

Second, the level of security I taught you is roughly equivalent to hanging a "keep out" sign on the door. It won't stop anyone who really wants to come in.

[audio]

[excuuusemehero]

[Link frowns and opens his mouth, but the video cuts out. Fortunately, the audio's still on.]

Then how do I-

Wait, what? What do you mean, Ganon's getting this?!

[audio]

[electroniccrane]

You picked the wrong user id. Zelda's is [number]. Ganon's is [number].

[Guess which one is on your post, bucko?]

[audio]

[excuuusemehero]

Aw man! Ganon's the last person I wanted to see this.

[Guess who hasn't realized that's exactly who he's talking to in the thread above the Major's. Speaking of which...]

Whoops, gotta go meet someone. Can I talk to you about how to fix this later?

[audio]

[electroniccrane]

Sure.

[If you live.]

[audio]

[excuuusemehero]

Great.

[Off to go do something stupid!]