5th Excuse [video // common - Locked to Ganondorf, 10% unhackable]

[excuuusemehero]

[Link has just learned from the Major how to lock his transmissions. Not only that, but he's also learned how to use the video feature whenever he wants! You know what this means, right?]

Hey Zelda!

[Only it isn't Zelda who is receiving this message. Link never was the most careful person when it comes to writing or typing, and that's kind of

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LOLOLOL I just saw this WHAT are you doing Link

[scionofwisdom]

[Zelda cannot hack, but even she can get into this. And there is something distinctly HILARIOUS about the fact this was locked to Ganondorf.

Not to mention the reaction.

Her voice, however, is perfectly poised and calm as usual. And, as much as she would very much like to turn him down...

He's a Hero. She's obligated to be nice to him.]

I think perhaps it is best if that waits for another time.

[When you're dressed differently.]

Being an idio- I mean, just being himself~ Also, dated before he goes off to meet Ganon.

[excuuusemehero]

Aw, c'mon, Princess. What's wrong with now? You're not busy, are you?

[Hey hey, these clothes are stylish, you know! They're also a vast improvement over the last costume he wore.]

/snickers |D

[scionofwisdom]

I am, in fact, extremely busy.

[Link that is terrible. She does not understand why you're wearing that atrocious outfit.]

Because somehow I think Link would have a hard time answering after that meeting is done. :D

[excuuusemehero]

Busy doing what?

[It's fancy! Princesses like fancy, right? Right?]

...yeeeeeah XD That whole exchange had me rolling at work

[scionofwisdom]

Attempting to keep the peace.

[No. No Link, they don't.]

Heee~ Sparky and I aim to please.

[excuuusemehero]

[Link frowns. Diplomacy?]

Who's trying to get in a fight?

[Sure they do! Look at all the dresses princesses always wear.

Oh, wait, I get it. Maybe this isn't fancy enough!]

amazing |D

[scionofwisdom]

It is a blanket statement, Link. Diplomacy is part of who I am. Surely you realize that.

[That and it's a wonderful excuse as long as he doesn't pry. If he keeps it up she'll have no reason to turn him down and she will end up very grumpy indeed.]

[excuuusemehero]

Yeah, but...

[Wait a minute.

Link perks up.]

You said another time, right?

[scionofwisdom]

[...Oh no. She tries very hard not to grind her teeth together at her answer.]

That I did.

[excuuusemehero]

[Aasdkaflska oh boy! Smooching time!]

So when do you think you won't be busy?

[scionofwisdom]

[She will set your hat on fire B|]

I am a very busy woman, Link.

[excuuusemehero]

[Does that mean she thinks he's "hot?" 8D]

All work and no play isn't healthy for you, Zelda. You need to take a break sometime.

[scionofwisdom]

[Link. You read far much into things.]

I am quite used to having very little leisure time, I assure you.

[excuuusemehero]

Hmm. I guess it's my job then to help you make the most of what you have.

[New mission: Find a way to save the princess from work.]

[scionofwisdom]

No, Link -

[AUGH what is his BLOCKAGE.]

I am quite fine on my own.

[excuuusemehero]

Of course you are.

[He doesn't believe you, princess! But obviously, this is going to require some thought.]

How 'bout I call you again later?