So the wind off of Lake Erie blew both of the doors to my place open, even though one swings out an the other has this latch thing. It's going to be a long, windy night ( Read more... )

I'm working at an oil refinery! That's right I got a swipe card and a company email. I also get a set of fire proof overalls and a hard hat with built in ear mufflers and shit! I get a paid day off once every month on friday and I'm being paid $15.44 for all this madness ( Read more... )

The Nine Inch Nails show rocked all sorts of ass. Death From Above was pretty good, Queens of the Stone Age rocked but NIN blew the place away. Not often you see a stadium packed with people screaming the lyrics to "Head Like a Hole". Our predrinking was weak because I only had body temperature wiser's and no chaser and 5 minutes to drink it on an ( Read more... )

Halloween is the king of all holidays, it's so badass it doesn't even need a day off for people to party all night. Hell, the best Christmas movie ever was mostly Halloween, how do you like that christmas? That's what I thought. And Halloween has the best music, jinglebells got nothing on Monster Mash ( Read more... )

So last night I was drinking whiskey with Marc like there was no tomorrow. Unfortunately for me there was a tomorrow and it held an engineering lab. So after over-sleeping my alarm I finish my pre-lab and report and I head off to school. I didn't have to do anything demanding in the lab (thanks to group work,) in fact the most challenging thing I ( Read more... )

My analytical teacher gave us 50 minutes for a 90 minute test. When he announced 'Time's up!' I replied with 'FUCK.' Yeah, everyone heard it. I was greatly displeased with the entire proceedings ( Read more... )

JUST finished a prelab write up. I want whiskey. I smoked a cigar while wearing an eyepatch today, it was badass.

Pretty sick of school. That sounds like I'm 14 but hell, it's true. I'm not even learning new chemistry, lame. I feel the need for a sojourn. Damn ties.

Hey, Mel and Cake, remember when I drank 17oz of fireball at Cake's house the summer before last? Well on Friday I drank 18oz of fireball and two beers ( Read more... )

Let's band together and go an adventure, old school. It'll be sweet, people will sing ballads about us. I want to be in the dark ages so I could really tear shit up viking style. I want to battle the forces of darkness, or with the forces of darkness. Doesn't matter ( Read more... )