Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-one is the title ( Read more... )

It's official: Livejournal is nothing but my emotional dumping ground ( Read more... )

I know that I tend to over play the self-deprecation card, when I'm not playing the harsh criticism of everything card, but it's just that knowing all the stupid thoughts that go through my head, it's hard to fight the urge to believe I'm the dumbest human being living. I know that there are thousands of better candidates but in the moment you don' ( Read more... )

I'm slowly growing acustomed to the idea that you won't be here in a very short amount of time. I'm afraid that as much as you mean to me, I'm going to have to leave things the way I always do, with a lot of shit unsaid. Maybe I'm doing it all for myself, I don't know, even I'm capable of being egotistical and self important, but I'd like to think ( Read more... )

1. It is important to not give your family members names, like Jeff and Suzie, but rather adjectives, like Itchy for your father and Lumpy for your son. These will help to give them a sense of pride and self esteem ( Read more... )

Tonight I saw my first shooting star, or maybe just the first one I remember seeing, while you danced and laughed with the one you love and hate ( Read more... )

I have been feeling horrid for the last week or two. Half of the time I don't sleep and the times when I get actual sleep, you wouldn't know it. My dreams have been eating away at me lately. Stuff that's too vivid, stuff that's too frantic and stuff that's too disgusting. Just last night my dream played out like the last episodes of Evangelion, the ( Read more... )

TiVo recorded a program for me called UFO Files and the episode was about UFOs in the Bible ( Read more... )

For the first time in a long time, I am no longer in love with someone. Years ago I fell in love with a good friend and about a year and a half ago I fell in love with another. I used my growing feelings for one person to lessen the love in my heart for another. On the one hand, I'm glad that I no longer have to worry about letting the emotion slip ( Read more... )

Ladies and muthafuckin gentlemen, I announce to you that I have found perfection. Happiness at it's purest form. It's called going to a local game store, getting an SNES and then going on Ebay and getting yourself a copy of Earthbound. Bitch, it's on like Donkey Kong. I will never stop being amazed by the genius of this game. I'm actually in the ( Read more... )