1. If you're in a huge lecture hall class that's stuffed with students, don't sit at the very end of a row of 20 empty seats and sprawl your shit all over the place. I'm just going to have to stick my ass in your face as I squeeze by and stomp all over your stuff with my awesome snow-covered boots ( Read more... )

I found a praying mantis in my house and it scared the shit out of me! But then I got to watch it snatch a moth! And it ate a couple of its legs but then the moth got away...so everybody wins.

It only takes a few words to ruin your day.

I feel really shitty. It's Nick's second day of work, and already he was late by half an hour, and it was my fault. I fucked up with the alarm situation ( Read more... )

Just because you know that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable doesn't make you a fucking genius. Get over it.

Gee don't you hate it when you mean to post something as private and you forget and everybody sees you ramble on and vent about something that you don't necessarily want people to know about? Heh, heh heh...

Plans for NYE: pretty much identical to last year. One bedroom/one living room hotel room booked at the Congress, and Umphrey's is playing a show again. Tickets are ~$70 after all charges and tax, will probably sell out a week before. If you don't have plans, you should come, whether you go to the show or just hang around at the hotel. It would be ( Read more... )

I would just like to voice an observation I made this weekend, and that is that Americans hate being touched by strangers so much that we'd rather have jets of cool air blown up our asses.

Also, for those of you who didn't know, Alice Cooper DJs for a radio station out of St. Louis called 97.7 The Bear, and he's really funny.

Right now I am drinking coffee AND red wine (separate, not mixed together) and I am researching several aspects of the argument against the right of the Makah, a Native American tribe, to resume whaling after almost 80 years of not whaling, for the sole purposes of reviving ancient tradition. These aspects are those which were supposed to be ( Read more... )

I'm getting really excited about moving. It's just going to be me and Nick now since Ashley found a bunch of girls to live with, but it'll probably be better that way. No awkwardness or comfort issues involved, and I can still go visit her a lot. We're starting to get to the gritty part where we've stopped imagining what kind of place we want to ( Read more... )