Jackie, you're a phone-dufus, but I love you and I think we're gonna have a fucking good time. The amount of fun we will experience will get somewhere arbitrarily close to 165,395 fun units ( Read more... )

So I did it, I talked to my boss. And I was hesitant to at first because when I walked in everybody was scared and cowering because he was in a really bad mood and was yelling at people. But he calmed down for me, we had a nice little talk, and after next week my hours will be bumped back up to 25! Fucking sweet! I'm not gonna be poor for ( Read more... )

I set up a meeting with my boss for tomorrow to discuss what's going on with my hours, which consist of about 4 a week. Call me crazy but I think that's kind of hard to subsist on. I'd rather not further deplete my savings which I had hoped to use for when I go away to school, not for bills, food and gas. I'm also worried about my keyholder ( Read more... )

I just dropped Calc.

There resides a profound sadness in my heart that will probably be gone tomorrow.

I've been accepted to both SIU and ISU, with SIU accepting me into their biological sciences major ( Read more... )

Today I had 4 servings of this special juice that has 1000% Vitamin C (don't ask me how that works).

Ok, so you know in the 2nd Matrix movie (or is it the third) when the woman has an orgasm because she eats that chocolate cake that the key maker guy wrote the code for?

Yeah, this was better than that.

I don't know about you guys, but this is what it sounded like to me: "Jibbajabbajibbajabjibbajabjabjibbaflubbawubbuhdingdong"

Happy 20th Birthday my sweet!

May this tender year of your life be spent in anxious anticipation of the next.

Happy 4th--

I'm wussing out tonight and though I did go out and see fireworks I am now turning in early, but TOMORROW=MILWAUKEE.

The keg has left the building.