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I was almost hit by a bus on Sunday.

Anna saved me.

What a jerk.

A bus ran a red and almost pasted me to Madison Avenue this morning.

I saved myself.

Stupid reflexes.

Dear Stupid,

Dissemble is not the opposite of assemble.

Love and kisses,
Me

I like Saltine crackers.

But I don't like those little nubbies on the edges.

But I like the Saltine crackers.

So I've been scraping the nubbies off with a knife.

Is that wierd?

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Hey Sparky.

So My last entry was in September more than 3 months ago. So I guess I should post something just to highlight all the brilliant things I've learned since then and all the wonderful places I have been, not to mention all the delightful people I have met.

But the truth is, the Hunchback of Notre Dame gets out more than I do.
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I like this song. Loudon Wainwright is a much more talented writer than his no-account son.

Loudon Wainwright III - Dreaming

Tiny clusters!

Dear people at Turkey Hill,

Please give the woman or man who invented your Fat Free Green Tea Frozen Yogurt with Mango Sherbet swirleythingers a raise. And a window office.

Sincerely,
MJ Martin

PS - New England Clam Chowder flavored ice-cream is another winner. Call me and we can work out a payment plan.

Yes, its a sign of how low I have sunk, that I understand this video and find it letterafterE'n hilarious.

(Link stricken)

Yes... too funny.

I POOPED!