Wait for it!
Dee dee dee.
So, in the past ten months I have learned many things.
1) Lawyers are horrible people for people like me to work for
2) After the fourth time a roach crawls on your foot and stays there, you pretty much get over it.
3) Even number 2 won't stop you from spontaneously retching when you are pouring a cup of tea and a boiled roach comes out of the kettle and you are forced to throw out the ramen you just made.
4) You can give people the world and they will still want the moon.
5) I can make oodles of money and still not be happy (i pretty much knew that one already but I wanted to be sure).
6) Visiting with friends who are 30 minutes away is sometimes much harder than it seems it should be.
7) It never seems to snow in New York City.
8) Bored people - secretaries in particular - are dangerous to others and to themselves.
9) Computers are the awesomest thing ever invented and simultaneously a tool for hastening the degeneration of mankind into babbling idiocy.
10) I get bored with lists at around number 4. Sometimes I make it to 10.
So, in the past ten months I have learned many things.
1) Lawyers are horrible people for people like me to work for
2) After the fourth time a roach crawls on your foot and stays there, you pretty much get over it.
3) Even number 2 won't stop you from spontaneously retching when you are pouring a cup of tea and a boiled roach comes out of the kettle and you are forced to throw out the ramen you just made.
4) You can give people the world and they will still want the moon.
5) I can make oodles of money and still not be happy (i pretty much knew that one already but I wanted to be sure).
6) Visiting with friends who are 30 minutes away is sometimes much harder than it seems it should be.
7) It never seems to snow in New York City.
8) Bored people - secretaries in particular - are dangerous to others and to themselves.
9) Computers are the awesomest thing ever invented and simultaneously a tool for hastening the degeneration of mankind into babbling idiocy.
10) I get bored with lists at around number 4. Sometimes I make it to 10.