Sometimes it's really hard keeping promises, especially when certain circumstances beg for you to break them ( Read more... )

Well, I was right about one thing. I didn’t need a second in my duel with Zacharias. Not because I won- as I didn’t. But because I’ve been wrong all along. Funny, these things. In retrospect, I should have seen it before this happened. It took a good hexing for me realise it… but when your actions end you up on the wrong side of a wand… it’s a real ( Read more... )

I think I'd make a better writer, actually. Or investigative journalist. I'm brilliant when it comes to uncovering things. Like Goldstein. I've said for years that he is a prick and others are just now realising how right I've always been. Honestly. As if there was every any doubt ( Read more... )

To whom it may concern- (Re: Zacharias' girlfriend and Entwhistle's heaving bosoms ( Read more... )

The new trends in hair are disturbing. It's a conspiracy to force us all into change! That French girl looks like a boy now! I bet she did that so she could sneak into the boy's toilets! But I have news for her. It won't work one me! I can see past her tricks and will be keeping a close eye on her once we all get back to school. I don't know why ( Read more... )

I've been home for a few days now. It's really nice to just lay in bed and be treated like that prince that I am. Leg still hurts something fierce, so I simply cannot walk on it. Dad has completely taken over cooking, as mum's just gotten weirder, so my breakfast-in-bed this morning was burnt. Such is life ( Read more... )

Wayne has yet to progress from boy child to man. His existence is a petty drunkard one. A brutal beast that needs to be put down before all of society is maimed ( Read more... )

This is blasphemy!!!! It's a conspiracy. I KNOW that Goldstein abducted the letters. I'm sure he enlisted the help of UFOs!!! ...or something. This was a mistake! I demand a recount, recount the hanging chads, I should have won ( Read more... )

Hannah broke up with Wayne. Mum's going berserk with cleaning the house lately. And cooking. She always seems to be in the kitchen. She offered me a jalapeno pretzel with cinnamon sugar on it today... I'm rather scared. Who in the world would find that appealing? Dad turned his nose up at it too. Hannah broke up with Wayne. But dinner was even ( Read more... )

It's not right really, to let others of my year get their tests while I'm held back for another month! Honestly! As if I couldn't handle it just as well - or better than - any of the rest of you. I'm a prefect after all. That has to count for something. Responsibility is my middle name. You know, I've solved so many mysteries and uncovered so many ( Read more... )