Maybe Hitwizard isn't the right career path for me...
I think I'd make a better writer, actually. Or investigative journalist. I'm brilliant when it comes to uncovering things. Like Goldstein. I've said for years that he is a prick and others are just now realising how right I've always been. Honestly. As if there was every any doubt.
And now I'm going to uncover the dastardly deeds of the Ravenclaw house in general. Maybe people will listen the first time, this time.
Jiggling, bouncing, swaying, swinging
Breasts float freely, released from their cage
Turpin leads the others in waiting for the worshiping
The male Claws are delighted with such a wage
Heaving bosoms have always caught Kevin’s eye
Taking their bickering a step forward is their glee
So Su-Li does a kinky trick with his house tie
Bondage gets him up better, she has learned is the key
A big gold digger describes Goldstein quite well
His interest in Aura only surfaced after her interview
Getting into the pants of a female must be his living hell
Before she digs her grave deeper perhaps she’ll get a clue
Licentious; why hasn’t the hat sung about this trait?
Such a dirty secret, the houses deserve to be warned about
Any whom come in contact with them may fall to a nasty fate
So from the rooftops, it we shall willingly shout.
The promiscuous nature of the Claws is truly unsettling
Hopefully someone can put a stop to their meddling.
And now I'm going to uncover the dastardly deeds of the Ravenclaw house in general. Maybe people will listen the first time, this time.
Jiggling, bouncing, swaying, swinging
Breasts float freely, released from their cage
Turpin leads the others in waiting for the worshiping
The male Claws are delighted with such a wage
Heaving bosoms have always caught Kevin’s eye
Taking their bickering a step forward is their glee
So Su-Li does a kinky trick with his house tie
Bondage gets him up better, she has learned is the key
A big gold digger describes Goldstein quite well
His interest in Aura only surfaced after her interview
Getting into the pants of a female must be his living hell
Before she digs her grave deeper perhaps she’ll get a clue
Licentious; why hasn’t the hat sung about this trait?
Such a dirty secret, the houses deserve to be warned about
Any whom come in contact with them may fall to a nasty fate
So from the rooftops, it we shall willingly shout.
The promiscuous nature of the Claws is truly unsettling
Hopefully someone can put a stop to their meddling.