Does anybody still read this?

My first email to the company:

Hello,
I was wondering if you could provide me with a list of classes that Guy
Hasany will be teaching within the next month. I would like to enroll in
the Heartsaver CPR and First Aid course. I looked online, but it doesn't list the course instructor. Thanks.

The company's response:Dear Brandon ( Read more... )

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned drilling to make your problems go away.

I had to update my journal, for the first time in over 7 or 8 months, to say that I just watched the worst movie I have ever seen. I can't even sleep because I have hatred fucking wafting off of me like the stench of rotting flesh. And I need to just sit here, take a minute to calm down so my nightmares don't slit my wrists in my sleep. This movie ( Read more... )

I'll dance dance dance with my hands hands hands above my head head head like Jesus said. I am booty popping all over this room right now. And I don't know how to booty pop, so one could only imagine what that looks like. A mess, I'd say. I can't even with this song right now! Like I wish my life had lyrics this intoxicating ( Read more... )

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I am trying to write a post about my fab trip to Mexico. But the ADD kicks in, and I just can't even finish a. There are youtube vidoes to be watched, and news articles to be read, and work to be procrastinated. I remember back in the day when I would write a post on the daily. Like I had this craving and the only way I could scratch it was by ( Read more... )

BUT LJ, why u so dead tho?

I am going to Mexico in six days and I have pretty much just given up on all work that I need to do! I plan on being drunk 70% of my seven night stay and shirtless for the other 30%. I am packing a speedo because I can get away with it and like four pairs of shoes. Why does a man need four pairs of shoes in Mexico? Because when my first pair get ( Read more... )

"I won’t phunk with your heart if you promise not to phunk with the English language and still think it really clever when you do. Fergie can purse her lips and quaver her white ass all she wants, but it still won’t be reparation for Let’s Get Retarded. Undeniably, if there’s one thing people want to get, it’s retarded. That jam must be quite the ( Read more... )