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My first email to the company:

Hello,
I was wondering if you could provide me with a list of classes that Guy
Hasany will be teaching within the next month. I would like to enroll in
the Heartsaver CPR and First Aid course. I looked online, but it doesn't list the course instructor. Thanks.

The company's response:

Dear Brandon,
The next instructor class will take place on March 16, 2012. See below:
BLS Heartsaver Course for Instructors
Please let me know if you have any further questions.

My second email to them:

Thank you for the quick response,
However the class I am interested in signing up for is the Heartsaver
First Aid With CPR & AED. Not the BLS version. My question is
regarding the professional that will be teaching the class, I am only
really interested in signing up for a Heartsaver First Aid with CPR
class if Guy Husany himself will be teaching it. And I was wondering
if you had a schedule of when he will be teaching that specific class.
-Brandon

Their response:

Dear Brandon,
The BLS Instructor Course includes the Heartsaver Instructor certification
and the Core Instructor course. We normally provide this package to allow
the instructor variety of teaching options.

If after all, you will be deciding to take the HeartSaver Instructor and the
Core Instructor course option only, I will have you talk directly with the
instructor. I would appreciate your phone number to allow the instructor
contact you on Monday.

WHAT?