mormonism for dummies

[epicflailer]

colour me AMAZED that there has not been one single comment on the failyness of lj recently. i'm considering moving to a different host so i stop waking up in the middle of the night, panicking over how the records of the last ten years of my life could be wiped out the next time i try checking it

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[missporcelain]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha i love this. if ever anyone asks me about mormonism imma direct them to this post right here. they'll probably become mormons though, cos i can HEAR THE POWERHUNGRY EXCITEMENT IN YOUR FURIOUSLY CAPSLOCKED WORDS. hahahahaha love youuuuu x

[epicflailer]

HAHAHAHAHAH. unfortch me and stephi figured that the more power-hungry you are THE LESS LIKELY YOU ARE TO MAKE IT TO THE SUN. dammit. haha.

[stephoosaurus]

YES THANK YOU. i enjoyed reading this, cause i would be too damn lazy to summarize. haha. AND u need to mention when you're at the sun-level (celestial?) you can move down to the moon and the stars -- like you can travel between heavens!

[epicflailer]

yw! haha. and i will totally put that in! :D

[rajkumari905]

I DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF THIS STUFF.

AND

I AM KIND OF AMAZED, THIS IS REALLY, REALLY COOL.

[epicflailer]

ISN'T IT THOUGH. ASDOISJDFGDG I LOVE LEARNING ABOUT NEW RELIGIONS. IT'S ALWAYS MIND-BLOWING. NOT NECESSARILY IN A GOOD WAY, BUT STILL. MIND-BLOWING.

[boomingvoice]

::knew this alllllll::

it sounds weirder the more you hear it...

[epicflailer]

how did you never feel the ~need to share this information? I WOULD LIKE TO RULE MY OWN CHAIN OF UNIVERSES ONE DAY.

[boomingvoice]

Ditto, and I think the catholic in me couldn't handle it, so mostly I block out this knowledge.

-snackbreak

[epicflailer]

i love that you signed off as snackbreak

[liza1131]

FO'REAAAALSS??! O__o

[epicflailer]

FOR REALS. IS THAT NOT TOTALLY JACKSHIT INSANE AND YET COMPLETELY AMAZING ALL IN ONE.