need to write something not-for-points

[entwashian]

Meme from mizzmarvel:

1.) Give me a pairing.
2.) Give me an AU setting.
3.) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

(I gave her Uncle Jesse/Simon Tam, gladiators, btw. Go now; you can thank me later.)

Mine:
- Pushing Daisies/Psych, " Emerson/Gus, going shopping"
- SGA/Firefly, "John/Rodney, high class callboys" - companion!AU- Angel, "Angel/Cordy, the beach

Comments

[realproof]

Emerson/Gus, going shopping

[entwashian]

Gus piled packets of jerk chicken spice into his cart, allowing himself to croon a soft, "You know that's right!"

Emerson turned the corner into the aisle, looking for his wayward partner and their cart.

Spying the packets of spice, Emerson let out a decisive, "Oh, HELL, no!" even as he unburdened himself of several cans of apple pie filling.

[realproof]

:D right then.

[mizzmarvel]

John/Rodney, high class callboys.

[entwashian]

(I LIED. You're NOT the best!)

Tongues wagged across the 'verse when it hit the waves that House Madrassa had not appointed a House Priestess, but a House Priest -- and not just one, but two of them!

Rodney logged off the cortex, angrily pounding the buttons on his screen, and John looked up from his sand painting with a reproving glance.

"Yes, yes, I know, no one said this was going to be an easy job, blah blah blah," Rodney said, handwaving away John's disapproval -- or was that disappointment? -- before plopping himself down in John's lap and adding, "but I distinctly remember being told that it had some great benefits."

(SERIOUSLY, I have absolutely NO frame of reference for "high class" callboy! Sooooo.... Firefly!companion AU!!!)

[mizzmarvel]

BUT I LOVE THIS SO MUUUUUCH

[entwashian]

COLORED SAND. IN PLACES. (Where sand should NEVER be!)

[ithinkitsayit]

Angel/Cordy, the beach

[entwashian]

When he finally does it, he never even says goodbye to his father, just gives his sister a kiss on the forehead and heads for the docks.

They're halfway to America when the ship capsizes, and Liam thinks it quite pleasant that the last thing he dreams before the water takes him is a half-woman, half-fish creature, beautiful, her hair swirling around her face like a cloud -- or a crown.

He awakens coughing salty water onto equally salty sand, and before he can even think to speak to the mermaid lounging next to him, she says, "If you want to thank me, bring me gold," and, sunlight gleaming off her tail, she disappears into the ocean.

[everythingshiny]

i'm goint to icon randomise to get your prompt

so
bennett halverson/uhura & doctors

[entwashian]

"I'm a doctor, not a linguist," Bennett said, striving for her usual monotone, but Nyota heard the quaver in it.

"Well, I'm a doctor and a linguist, and I need you to verbalize everything you're feeling right now," Nyota replied, punctuating her statement with the wicked twist of her fingers.

Bennett cried out as her hips bucked up off the bed, and Nyota committed to memory every phoneme that fell from her lips.

[everythingshiny]

A+!

[psychicvanity]

John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, working in a grocery store

[entwashian]

"Rodney, buddy, I know the evening rush stresses you out, but you can't hide back here for--" John breaks off when he sees Rodney shoveling dry Golden Grahams out of a crushed box and into his mouth by the handful.

"What?" Rodney asks defensively, his mouth still disgustingly full of half-chewed cereal, before tacking on a hasty, "It's not like we were going to be able to sell it!"

"Well, yeah, in the clearance section," John says, rubbing the back of his neck and averting his eyes when Rodney's tongue guiltily darts out to lick his lips.

[psychicvanity]

LOL, yes! Thank you so much! Absolutely pitch-perfect. I work in a grocery store and I'm always wondering what they'd do if they worked here.... Thanks!

[entwashian]

:D Glad you like it!