Steamed carrots go well with steamed bones. [Voice]

[entro_pist]

Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, it's been stolen. That's right, the title for Personality of a Steamed Carrot now belongs to- [pause for dramatic effect] -The Warden! Or shall I say ex-Warden? My condolences go to John Preston, the title's unfortunate former owner. Don't worry, Johnny, you'll get your chance again some day.

He's a lucky man, that

Comments

[gonnaloveme]

That story.... was not necessary.

It'll be a glad day when we can return you to your proper home, however. I like the sound of that.

[entro_pist]

That hairdo, Bruce, is not necessary.

Personally, I'd take Arkham over Blackgate any day-cleaner facilities; that's very important to me. You'll promise to visit, won't you? Maybe even stay awhile...?

[gonnaloveme]

Huh.

Not even in your dreams, Jokes.

[entro_pist]

No point in having one if you're only going to smash it down underneath a fancy hat... [will probably sound like a rambling lunatic to anyone who doesn't believe in the theory that Bruce Wayne = Batman, but really he doesn't mind] I say take a razor to it, shave it all off. I'll even do it for you! See, I used to work as a barber in the military for a short time... I can't say it ended very well.

Hm. Yeah, we'll see.

[payitgladly]

I assume you mean my personality is... a bit 'lacking'. [pause] Pointless debate.

I will hope you are not making any hidden threats towards the Warden. I doubt that would be a wise endeavor.

[entro_pist]

Johnny Boy! Where have you been? No debate but I knew it would get your attention.

What, worried I might confuse him with you? Now, I won't lie. There's a chance for a little error in judgment here but I think we can avoid it as long as you don't dress in white.

[payitgladly]

Hmm. I see.

[pause] I have no reason to wear dress formals here. It is eerie how striking similar the appearance is--his choice of clothing as well as physical traits. I "promise" you I will continue to wear my black uniform. Does that make you feel better?

[entro_pist]

Seems to me like I should be the one asking you that question.

[dualfaced]

This is never going to end, is it?

[entro_pist]

It could have ended long ago, but the coin just happened to land face-up.

[dualfaced]

One day your luck will run out.

[entro_pist]

Everyone's luck runs out someday, Harvey. Mine. Yours. That's just fact. But the point of the game is to see whose will run out first.