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entro_pist

Steamed carrots go well with steamed bones. [Voice]

Jan 31, 2009 16:05

Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, it's been stolen. That's right, the title for Personality of a Steamed Carrot now belongs to- [pause for dramatic effect] -The Warden! Or shall I say ex-Warden? My condolences go to John Preston, the title's unfortunate former owner. Don't worry, Johnny, you'll get your chance again some day.

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gonnaloveme February 5 2009, 03:37:46 UTC

That story.... was not necessary.

It'll be a glad day when we can return you to your proper home, however. I like the sound of that.

entro_pist February 6 2009, 04:26:28 UTC

That hairdo, Bruce, is not necessary.

Personally, I'd take Arkham over Blackgate any day-cleaner facilities; that's very important to me. You'll promise to visit, won't you? Maybe even stay awhile...?

gonnaloveme February 6 2009, 04:43:36 UTC

Huh.

Not even in your dreams, Jokes.

entro_pist February 8 2009, 02:37:17 UTC

No point in having one if you're only going to smash it down underneath a fancy hat... [will probably sound like a rambling lunatic to anyone who doesn't believe in the theory that Bruce Wayne = Batman, but really he doesn't mind] I say take a razor to it, shave it all off. I'll even do it for you! See, I used to work as a barber in the military for a short time... I can't say it ended very well.

Hm. Yeah, we'll see.

gonnaloveme February 8 2009, 20:47:56 UTC

I can't imagine that it would... or anything you have or haven't done in the past ever doing so. Or the future...

No, thanks. It won't happen. Want to know why? I'm not a lunatic.

entro_pist February 8 2009, 21:11:01 UTC

I won't disagree-I was dealt a bad hand from the start, but I'm still in the game and I'm not about to lose.

What about the Batman? Do you think he's a lunatic? Hmm? Dressing up in a batsuit like it's Halloween, scaring pathetic drug dealers and mob bosses out of their minds in dark alleyways, unwittingly dragging a whole city of innocent bystanders into the mess? Does that sound like the type of lunatic you'd find in Arkham?

gonnaloveme February 8 2009, 21:31:53 UTC

You sound so sure of that. And yet--my money's still on the Bat.

Possibly. I don't know what to think of the Bat. I guess what he does is just fine--putting up with lunatics like you so the rest of us don't. But he doesn't operate inside the law. If he wanted to play cops and robbers then he should go to the academy to be a cop. Like any real, logical person.

[pause]

Why I'm having a conversation of this magnitude with you is seriously up for debate... Maybe this place does make people go insane.

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