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entro_pist

Steamed carrots go well with steamed bones. [Voice]

Jan 31, 2009 16:05

Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, it's been stolen. That's right, the title for Personality of a Steamed Carrot now belongs to- [pause for dramatic effect] -The Warden! Or shall I say ex-Warden? My condolences go to John Preston, the title's unfortunate former owner. Don't worry, Johnny, you'll get your chance again some day.

He's a lucky man, that ( Read more... )

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[screened/hackable] yesimevil February 1 2009, 05:40:50 UTC

What do you want?

Re: [screened/hackable] entro_pist February 1 2009, 17:58:59 UTC

....

Oh, hi.
I said Harth Fray, brat.

[screened/hackable] yesimevil February 2 2009, 01:29:27 UTC

Yes, it's me.

What do you want?

I don't expect us to be working with each other in the foreseeable future.

[screened/hackable] [1/2] entro_pist February 2 2009, 03:07:10 UTC

You're Harth Fray?

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packratsawyer February 1 2009, 05:55:22 UTC

Cute story there, amigo. Got a point or you just the sharin' type?

entro_pist February 1 2009, 18:11:59 UTC

I just love to share and spread cheer no matter what prison I happen to be staying in, even if one prison happens to be very different from the other... I'm talking about this prison. Personally, I think I prefer Econtra. Much less boring.

packratsawyer February 1 2009, 18:17:17 UTC

Well ain't that sweet. But I, gotta agree that you got a point there, pal; this place is a hell of a lot less borin' that most prisons. 'Course, most other jails don't got a strip club either.

entro_pist February 1 2009, 18:33:24 UTC

It's the part about sitting there staring at the wall while the rest of the world revolves without you. It makes you feel so useless, like you're contributing nothing to society! I don't like that. Not one bit.

Strip club? Is that where you work?

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tomo_boshi February 1 2009, 15:42:59 UTC

Charming tale, Wu Chou.

Amazing how little holds a predator back from his prey sometimes, isn't it?

entro_pist February 1 2009, 18:21:52 UTC

Storytime is never predictable. Sometimes the mood just strikes out of nowhere.

Aah, so you found a moral to the tale, hmm? Funny how you can find such meaning behind so few words, and make it relevant to today.

tomo_boshi February 1 2009, 19:57:20 UTC

In the theater, there is meaning in everything one says and does, so it's a bad habit of mine to see meaning in everything, whether it's actually there or not.

entro_pist February 2 2009, 04:29:36 UTC

Actually, it's a bad habit shared by everyone.

Almost everyone.

necessitated February 2 2009, 01:26:47 UTC

And suddenly the Hairless Harpy looks sane.

entro_pist February 2 2009, 03:11:05 UTC

Never heard of her. Enlighten me, Darling.

[Screened to the Joker//Hackable] melakafray13 February 2 2009, 01:31:43 UTC

*Her voice is low and threatening*

Leave Harth alone.

[Screened//Hackable] entro_pist February 2 2009, 03:27:10 UTC

Don't worry, ma'am. Your child's already been corrupted, he doesn't need my help. [muffled snort]

Turning him into a tot wasn't your idea, was it?

Re: [Screened//Hackable] melakafray13 February 3 2009, 02:24:41 UTC

Can't say it was my idea. Also can't say that I disapproved of it. Much easier to deal with now. I wonder if I could talk Red into doing the same with you.

Course, we don't really need any three feet tall psychos runnin' 'round, now do we?