enjoy your suffering.

[candlejack]

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THE CITY NOW ENTIRELY CONSISTS OF THIS!
ENJOY.

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[abattyowl]

[ THROWN AROUND LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING PUPPET OH MY GOD HOW ISN'T HE DEAD!? ]

[breathesdust]

[ wow this is making mally's day ]

[abattyowl]

[ Bitch, shut up. There's a huge rotating obstacle coming for you.

With Nector clawing at it going HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ]

[breathesdust]

[ DODGING THE FUCK OUT OF IT (and nector)

except then the next one knocks her over into the nearest bit of water with an undignified shriek. ]

[smokingrockstar]

[ Her eyes are twinkling with

so

much

joy! ]

[fuckinjunctions]

[ SAME HERE
the boy's like an overly excited puppy ]

[smokingrockstar]

This is the best thing ever.

[ Fucking ever. ]

[fuckinjunctions]

So agreed that words can't even begin to describe it. I think all my birthdays and Christmases all just came at once, even the ones I've already had.

[ GRINNING FOREVER ]

[sharperthan]

[ WHAT THE FUCK BOUNCING OFF GIANT BALLS AND INTO FREEZING WATER!? ]

[notthemodel]

[ sidesteps the ensuing splash before peering over, a slightly sympathetic look flashing over her eyes as she duly notes how glad she is that it isn't her getting bounced around like a rag doll. ]

You need some help then?

[sharperthan]

[ Angrily swimming back to land. She glares at the clean, dry girl. ]

Only if that help involves punching whoever thought this was a good idea. [ Speaking through gritted teeth. ]

[notthemodel]

[ she looks regretfully at her dry palm for a bit before reaching a hand out for the other woman to pull herself up with. ]

You're going to have to get on line for that. I don't exactly think we're alone in thinking this is a sodding waste of time.

[creepinginmy]

[he is staying in the water

until it all goes away

because he swears to God someone is going to die soon and it ain't him]

[forthismonster]

[ SCREAMING AS SHE FALLS FROM AN OBSTACLE DIRECTLY ABOVE HIM

hi ]

[creepinginmy]

[slowly looks up at

DIVES AND SWIMS THE FUCK AWAY]

[forthismonster]

[ No, she's landing on top of him, don't even go there.

Then clings to him like he's a safeboat. Can't swim!! ]

What the fuck!?

[eventhegood]

[ You know that conveyer belt before the big bouncy balls? Teagan is kind of using it as a treadmill. Her arms are folded across her chest, her eyebrows very much raised. At least this is good exercise! She's keeping quite a good powerwalking pace on this thing.

Because hell no, she is not doing this. There is a line and it has just been crossed. ]

[bewhat]

[and he's being thrown off a platform after desperately clinging onto a rotating... thingamajig

while shouting a very non-manly HELP MEEEEEEEEEEeeee

probably at some higher force that is clearly not on his side]

[eventhegood]

[ As unmanly as the yelling is, Teagan still recognises that voice. ]

Jeremy?! [ She whips around - which, in hindsight, won't be the best idea in the world - so fast that the combination of movement with the conveyer belt makes her stumble over her own feet. She was never too far away from the edge... well, it's jump or fall.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMmmmmm
fall and splash, in this case. ]

[bewhat]

[SPLASHING AND TRYING TO SEE WITH WATER IN HIS EYES WHAT IS GOING ON]

Fw--[BREATHING WHAT IS BREATHING or staying afloat]--what is going on?!