[ Nope. This isn't going to happen. She is pregnant. So she will be sitting with a sour look on her face away from any giant... thing that moves. Anything. ]
[HIS POOR CLOTHES. THEY'RE ALL WET AND DIRTY AND GROSS. He manages to crawl out of the water and on to a calmer spot and oh, hey, there's a woman there. PREGNANT.]
[ Slowly looks at him. God, you are gross. She presses her lips into a thin line and frowns. ] My condolences. [ Or... whatever you say in these occasions. ]
[ One of the rotating obstacles just broke after slamming into Elliot.
Frown. Is that supposed to happen? HE DOESN'T THINK THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. He will be terribly upset if he has ruined someone's strange obstacle course... ]
[ Never mind that Michi's cheating and simply teleporting all over the course whenever it looks like she might get thrown into the water or the mud, she is staring at Payton like he is the COOLEST GUY IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN UNIVERSE ]
Dude! How the hell ya doin' that?!
[ SHOUTED DOWN FROM THE TOP OF SOME PILLAR SOMEWHERE ]
Ssshh. [He waves his hand around, squatting away at some invisible fly. He doesn't look up at the girl, hopping over to a perfectly stable platform. He writes some more and adjusts his glasses, finally paying some actual attention to what surrounds him.]
[There's an even greater challenge if you wind up getting knocked into the water in the wrong place. He's lurking, just beneath the surface, ready to snag an unsuspecting ankle or wrist, drag his victim down to a watery death.]
[ EQUALLY AS FRUSTRATED AND CRAZYEYED ABOUT THE SITUATION AT HAND. backhands one of the water floats and snipes another one down before sidestepping a splash of water. Meanwhile looking like a pissed off housecat. All of this is so not okay. So not okay. ]
[ NOT AS MUCH FRUSTRATED, as he is the laziest piece of shit ever. Ever. ]
Man, what the fuck! This isn't for me! Where's Donut? He'd love this. Or Caboose. [ Mentally picturing those two flying about. Snerk. ] I'd pay to see that.
[ as if it wasn't bad enough that all this ridiculousness was happening, there was now also a really loud person talking nonsense about pastries and railroads by her side. Great. Lovely. Just what she needed. ]
That doesn't really help the situation though, does it?
[ it's not much of a question and her deadpan voice says as much. She flicks a drop of water off her arm and glares at him dispassionately, arms crossed over her chest and gunblade back in its holster. ]
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... Someone shoot me.
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[His tone is as dry as his clothes will not be getting any time soon. He slides his hair back after that, sniffing quickly.]
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Frown. Is that supposed to happen? HE DOESN'T THINK THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. He will be terribly upset if he has ruined someone's strange obstacle course... ]
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Dude! How the hell ya doin' that?!
[ SHOUTED DOWN FROM THE TOP OF SOME PILLAR SOMEWHERE ]
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... Hm.
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Aw man, c'mon, ya gotta tell me somethin'! That was freakin' amazin'!
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Man, what the fuck! This isn't for me! Where's Donut? He'd love this. Or Caboose. [ Mentally picturing those two flying about. Snerk. ] I'd pay to see that.
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That doesn't really help the situation though, does it?
[ it's not much of a question and her deadpan voice says as much. She flicks a drop of water off her arm and glares at him dispassionately, arms crossed over her chest and gunblade back in its holster. ]
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