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[emoing]

After the initial shock of being a pregnant male passed, I now wonder one thing. Perhaps the second most important thing out of this crisis, and seemingly the one thing hardly anyone else has thought about yet:

... How in the fuck will it come out of me.

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[uh_yourmom]

. . .

[emoing]

Tell me you really haven't thought of this.

[uh_yourmom]

Is it that obvious?

[emoing]

... I don't think a baby is something a guy can just "shoot out" at random. Its not like it will just appear out of your body through magic.

[stfuandstfd]

... ugh. I'm just gonna... fucking cut the damn thing out. Or something. What the fuck.

[emoing]

... That means you'll just die.

[stfuandstfd]

Yeah, how about no.

[emoing]

Then guess what? Think of something else that doesn't involve you killing yourself before the larvae inside of you does.

[konohabushido]

...I've been asking that same question... Unfortunately, the only real medic here is currently in a similar situation...

[emoing]

But Sakura is a woman. Woman, meaning she possesses the anatomical equipment to carry out her own delivery.

[konohabushido]

That's why I used 'similar' and not 'the same'. As it is, she's out of commission anyway. I really would not want anyone untrained trying to do a C-section on any of those effected...

[emoing]

Besides the point.

What are us guys going to do? Shit out the things out of our assholes if we can't cut them out?

[woopsyouredead]

Maybe you'll throw it up rather than... yere.

For the sake of every man here I hope it's not a similar process to passing kidney stones, as amusing as I'd find it at the time~

The doctor hasn't mentioned anything about Caesareans I take it?

[emoing]

Oh, you would find that funny.

Ahm... not that I know of. Although I never bothered to ask her, so I definitely couldn't know.

[woopsyouredead]

Don't take it personally, I'd laugh if my arse caught fire some days, I've been told I have an interesting sense of humour.

I can't see her helping you guys can you?

[emoing]

But that's why I find you so charming?

... Finally someone gets it. That's why I never opt to ask her anything important.

[foxy_noodle]

...

Squat and squirt?

[emoing]

...

[foxy_noodle]

...Right. That's bad. No joke time. Got it.

Stressing like this can't be good for you either though.

[emoing]

I'm alright.