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[emoing]

After the initial shock of being a pregnant male passed, I now wonder one thing. Perhaps the second most important thing out of this crisis, and seemingly the one thing hardly anyone else has thought about yet:

... How in the fuck will it come out of me.

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[foxy_noodle]

...

Squat and squirt?

[emoing]

...

[foxy_noodle]

...Right. That's bad. No joke time. Got it.

Stressing like this can't be good for you either though.

[emoing]

I'm alright.

[foxy_noodle]

I can see you over there you damn liar.

[emoing]

So what. I have every right to be worried.

[foxy_noodle]

*-he's long since attacked and rubbing at the base of your spine, btw*

Calm down, idiot.

[emoing]

*also being stoic and secretive about it making his toes curl*

Easy for you to say. At least you don't have people suggesting you to cut yourself open to be rid of these damned things.

[foxy_noodle]

Yeah. I'm standing around twiddling my thumbs and humming a happy fucking tune. I'm worrying about this also you know. You ain't alone.

*digs his thumb into a relatively huge knot, leaning in to rest his chin on your shoulder* So calm the fuck down. We ain't cutting you open or busting you open like a damn pinata. We'll figure this out.

[emoing]

Understood.

[foxy_noodle]

-Which might have to involve you having tits for a day.

[emoing]

... Look, I'll try it if it means no need for a C-Section. I'm a bit desperate at the moment.

[foxy_noodle]

Then go ahead and practice it. You're gonna need it to keep it active during the-... you know.

[emoing]

You forget who you're talking to.

Tch... don't worry, I can master it fine.

[foxy_noodle]

I'm not worrying about you mastering it! I mean... Sakura-chan said it would be hard to keep it up during labor. If it cuts off while you're shoving out the kid, you could get hurt or worse than that..

[emoing]

I'm more than confident I can hold up the jutsu, Naruto. I mean it when I say don't worry, alright?