Covered with over a pound of gooey cheese whiz

[emily_swank]

I am starving to death

Comments

[gfrancie]

Holy shit I want to eat at this restaurant.

[tracijean]

I wasn't hungry before I read all this but now I am! ♥

[thirdbird]

I think you could have a future in this menu-writing thing. Although it might eventually torture you to death.

I hope you have a satisfyingly eggy Christmas!

[chickbrarian]

When I used to starve myself I would go to restaurants to watch my ex eat. We called it, "food porn." I would get to pick out what he would order and then watch him relish it.

Do you feel clean? Do you feel vulnerable?

Do you feel too "awake?"

[emily_swank]

Dear Chickbrarian,

That sounds very sick and twisted.

Do I feel clean? No. I leak urine like a sieve and it's a constant problem.

Do I feel vulnerable? Not really.

Do I feel too "awake"? No. I feel like I would like beef stew. Or chinese food.

I feel these answers have not been helpful to your quest for knowledge.

[ms_pooka]

i am hungrier now. it is 8pm and i have not yet eaten dinner, but i shall not dwell on that point here, as i know i can go eat dinner and really have no room to whine.

plus, i ate all that chocolate business earlier.